Tomi of ROYAL LINE FOODS

@Bennieeexyz I love it for you.

My dad discovered voice notes last year and has fully replaced phone calls with them, He just sends long, unedited, stream of consciousness voice notes sent at random hours. I receive them like dispatches from another world. Voice note received 6:47am Dad: (sound of kettle in background) Good morning. I was thinking about you. I saw something on the television last night about young people and stress and I wanted to check on you. Are you eating. I hope you're eating. Your mother made stew yesterday it was very good. I told her to send you some but she said you live far. I said that's what couriers are for. She said I don't know how to use the courier app. I told her I would do it. I haven't done it yet but I will. Anyway. Call me when you wake up. Or send a voice note. Your mother says you never call. I told her you're busy. Are you busy? Don't be too busy. Okay. Have a good day. Eat something. Bye. (paus It's dad by the way. Me: (listens to entire two minute voice note) Me: (it is 6:47am) Me: (sends voice note back) Me: Dad I know it's you. You're the only one who sends voice notes this long. I'm eating. Tell mum I'll call this weekend. Also you don't need to say bye and then keep talking and then say bye again. Voice note received 6:51am Dad: (laughing) Okay okay. Bye. Me: (smiling at phone at 6:51am) Me: (this is actually the best start to a morning)

@olajideobe 😂😂😂

At the house fellowship today, my little girl suggested that we both swap our bibles. I gave her mine which is KJV and I took hers which is ESV. Midway into the teaching of the day, we all burst into laughter when she frustratingly said "I don't even understand anything in this daddy's bible". 😁😁😁😁 How you want take understand when you decided to eat strong meat with milk teeth. You have a simple English Standard Version but na King James Version dey enter your eyes at age 8. Ó wrong now. 😁😁

@mrhadio 😂😂😂😂 Some mentally ill people will kuku borrow

Startup idea: Loan app for spraying money.

@CaptainArinze Amen Sir, Amen!!

@InneInnih May the good Lord continue to bless you.

This is saying A VERY BIG "THANK YOU" to every one who took out time to celebrate with me. For the messages, gifts, prayers and calls... I am deeply grateful. Thank you all so VERY MUCH. Tomi is grateful

@khykheloormuur 😂😂😂😂 Too much salt....

This Okro that I just cook now, be like say na BarBeach water I use.

@Tutsy22 @Opemart_venture Aunty Tutu, na that Goat Meat Peppersoup sure pass. Guys, want some FRESH GOAT MEAT? Search no further. I've got you! A full goat.... 68,000 Naira only. We process, Clean, Portion and Freeze. Nation wide delivery services available. 07018842832

1. Sweet potatoes, broccoli & carrots with Naija fried eggs and corned beef sauce 2. Efo riro with oat swallow 3. Boiled Plaintain, mixed vegetables with fish sauce 4. Boiled Yam with goat meat pepper soup… 😊

Aunty Tutu, na that Goat Meat Peppersoup sure pass. Guys, want some FRESH GOAT MEAT? Search no further. I've got you! A full goat.... 68,000 Naira only. We process, Clean, Portion and Freeze. Nation wide delivery services available. 07018842832

@yeankhar @kwamemmnel 😂😂😂😂😂

“Honey, Seyi is downstairs. He came to see you” Chief Priest:

@okg06 Amen

MY BREAKTHROUGH IS HERE 💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃💃

@ronkecarew They never learn

Another Kuje or Kirikiri attendance leading

@ArcSadam Thank you Baba God

“1995, we got married as a devoted Christian, my wife was a virgin.. but alas getting pregnant is not about being a virgin woman 😭😭 We waited for this for 30years I cried 😭 😭 day and night with my wife 😭😭😭 we fasted all manner of fasting no way! We gave up My wife have never experienced pregnancy in my marriage. No missed period, no miscarriage 😭😭 But today.. I am carrying twins babies, boy and girl 😭 😭 😭 At 60 years old, finally as a man I am carrying my own children for the first time in life 😭😭😭 my own biological children . All parents celebrate with me... God has finally done it in our life”🙏 Congratulations 🎉🎉🎉

@Visionpreneurr This is very great to see God bless Dr. Steve

Though we are yet to get account details for some, but we have decided to send the fees to the schools directly for two reasons: 1. So the money won’t be used for something else 2. To be sure we aren’t being scammed as we often see on X. it’s a crime for a school not to be

@iam_ayodamola10 It is well with you

I haven't been active since morning because my right knee hurts badly. I don’t remember hitting it on anything, but it suddenly started swelling, and the pain is intense. It got worse this morning because I couldn’t lift or stretch my leg, but it improved after I applied ointment and an ice pack. Pain is not a good thing at all.

Happy International Day of the Boy Child. To the BOY child- You are great. Boy, you represent an embodiment of hope and solution. BOY, you are an epitome of innovation and inventions BOY, you're a leader of many nations BOY, you're the definition of the future is now. BOY, the world is waiting for you. Go and shine. We celebrate every Boy child today ❤️.

@AskMichaelTaiwo It is sad how many of us have turned the journey of life into an unhealthy competition.

To pass one’s neighbor 🙄

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@JusttLit @tosinolaseinde We'd expect you ma Thank you

@InneInnih @tosinolaseinde Will send a DM next week. Thank you very much

If you’re looking for well packaged and clean WHOLE goat meat for ONLY N68,000 Send her a DM She’s tried and trusted

@AskMichaelTaiwo @OsindoroFisayo2 @MtScholarships Thank you so very much Sir God bless you richly Sir

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@adanne_ya Yes ma.

@InneInnih I’ll dm you right away ma

Oh Yes Ma'am We sell Half of A Goat at 35k and a Quarter at 18k