Mr B.

@chirembaPT Fon muri kuda kuuya nayo mega here kana kuti touya kuzoitora??

Of Ages 🙏

@chirembaPT 😂😂😂vanhu havasi kunyatsonzwisisa the last statement

Excuse me ,? Your wife’s friends show you their c-section scars ? 🤷🏽‍♀️😭😭😂😂 Kutoti baba Juju , honai zvandakaitwa na chiremba veku Zimbabwe 😭😂 Imimi moti “hiii ende sorry wena mai Susan” 😂😂🙌🏽 No wonder the scars are like that ,

@chirembaPT Mmm I have my doubts

@InnocentBodzo It’s obvious I’m right 🥴😂hazvidi kunyorwa pasi izvi

My little brother arikundinyima mari😭😭🥴🥴👐🏽👐🏽 Men 🚮🚮 😂😂

@chirembaPT 🤣🤣🤣clearly

Cohabit is not the word you’re looking for 🫣🤞🏽😂😂😂 because that’s the whole point😝 House share maybe .

@chirembaPT Mmm kana iri nhau yekutamba panogona kunetsa.

@InnocentBodzo Inotambika here asi 🫣

Guys - what Zimbabwean song can I play for the group of people I’m travelling with ? 😬😬😂 Itai fast let’s represent 🫣😂😂 Ideas

@MurapaG @begottensun Kana fees iri 1500 please make me commander of the Army nhasi ndiri free

@begottensun 1500 Uniforms were not included

My daughter told me they are being served chunks at school. I am assembling an army to go and fight. Tell me I am not overreacting

@MurapaG @loiceMututuvar1 😂😂ende futii

@loiceMututuvar1 Mukoma apa pakashata. Garai pasi navo muvaudze kuti vanhu veku Twitter vati ndikurambei amai but inini ndafunga kukupai last chance. Movapa number dza Tendai vanoswera vachidzidziswa kubika. Mozovapa dza Faffie vamodzidziswa kupindura. Mogara matengawo ka duffel bag kadiki

Eish , send her for a culinary school ngl.link/loicemututuvar1

@MurapaG @VMusinachirevo 😂😂

@InnocentBodzo @VMusinachirevo Hapana kumira mushe apa mukuru 😂

It started as an innocent day but things escalated fast 😂😂😂😂😂

@MurapaG @VMusinachirevo Heyo mic taipira kwamuri

@InnocentBodzo @VMusinachirevo 🤣🤣🤣

@VMusinachirevo @MurapaG 😂😂😂

@MurapaG No offense. When shall you disclose to us the degree that you have got because hakuna driver anokurunga chirumbi chamombobwereketa 😆 🤣 😂 😹

@Savheya_Happie 😂

😆😆😆😆😂🙌🏿asika

@chirembaPT @Aunty_vaSky 😂😂😂Clearly the lesson was learnt

@Aunty_vaSky Xoxo 😂😂😂

Where can I get hugs and kisses for free

@chirembaPT Exactly!!

@InnocentBodzo Lessons learnt in blood will not be soon forgotten 😂🤞🏽

I just sent a message to someone from work , I said thank you xoxo🥺😭😭 I googled the meaning after pressing send 🤦🏾‍♀️🙆🏽‍♀️ Ko Hamuchandiudze zvazvinoreva nhai🌚😭😰😂 Maiwee

@hatiperi_wacho @grok what's the story?

Rega ndimbonzwa ma lawyer… Trevor anopabuda here apo na Trump ? 🤔

@iamryantanaka @Munyah_Wacho @kimmy_chierley 😂

@Munyah_Wacho @kimmy_chierley slick

Okay , Dema area, why is land cheap there? Zviri legit here izvi

Poor Poor match officiating at gge Tottenham Hotspur stadium

@Munyah_Wacho Run for your dear life

But maLadies, imbouyai pano! 😂😂😂. Asi kupopota itori International Standard? 3 days into a new relationship and I’m already being scolded 😂