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@LarryMadowo This negative energy you have towards Your own country

"This is more of a cash grab by President Ruto" - Dan Foote, Former U.S. Special Envoy for Haiti. "The Haitians are well armed... they're going to fight the Kenyans to the death"

@bozgabi Hizo viatu ni zako

Five years without a woman in my life na naishi vizuri😁

@K24Tv Wuee why are they targeting ladies

Scientists propose eating more python. tinyurl.com/yckfebus

@Kenyans @kipmurkomen obsession with figure 700

The big challenge in this government is to deal with nearly Ksh700 billion of pending bills in the roads sector - CS Murkomen

@ChelseaFC He might not play due to injury

09/06/24. We will be there. 🏡

Kama si mammito tungekua 1

Jowie himself is good face looking than you,Hawa watu hawavai chupi

@Kenyans But why do we only recognize the one receiving bribe as corrupt and the one bribing

Witness breaks down during the impeachment hearing of Kisii Deputy Governor at The Senate after failing to secure job despite allegedly paying Ksh800,000 bribe to the Deputy Governor

@eunicemammito Stupid

When one door closes another opens

@eunicemammito @arnoldjulian Content huisha

There was always one student who was Faking marks ! 🎥 @arnoldjulian

@HonMoses_Kuria This is you

The last time the Ksh was 137 was 2nd June 2023. We have survived 9 months battering by speculators not fundamentals

@FCBarcelona @nocontextfooty

YES, SIR!!!!!! 🫡

@EACCKenya @pikaso_me screenshot

#CaughtInCorruptionThisWeek ANOTHER REREC OFFICIAL WITH FAKE ACADEMIC CERTIFICATES ARRAIGNED EACC on Monday arrested and arraigned before Milimani Anti-Corruption Court one Eunice Ngima Gachugi, a Supply Chain Management Officer at the Rural Electrification and Renewable Energy Corporation (REREC), who forged an academic certificate to secure employment at the state agency. Appearing before Chief Magistrate Hon. Thomas Nzyoki, the accused denied that she forged a Certificate for Diploma in Business Information and Technology purporting it to be a genuine document issued by Kenya Methodist University. The five offences include: i) Forgery of the Diploma Certificate. ii) Uttering a false document, being the fake Diploma Certificate she presented to REREC. iii) Giving false information to a person employed in the public service. iv) Deceiving Principal and v) Fraudulent acquisition of public property, being the cumulative salary amounting to Kes. 293,457.07 that she earned for 3 months before resigning when EACC commenced investigations. The accused was released on a cash bail of Kes. 200,000 or an alternative of bond of Kes. 500,000 with one surety of a similar amount. The matter will be mentioned on Monday 25th March 2024 for pre-trail directions. Besides prosecution, the total salaries earned will be ercov3rd and returned to the Government. #TuangamizeUfisadiTuijengeKenya

@thefutballboy_1 Neymar

@jaokoburu Why are using the word baba are you forgetting it's a Swahili word not known beyond East Africa

Dear fellow Africans, I'm excited to share the vision of Friends of Baba Africa (FOBA), an international lobby group committed to a significant cause. Our objective is to ensure that Raila Amolo Odinga, fondly known as Baba, assumes the position of AU Commission Chair. 1/7

If Raila wins AU job he might even re-sign to vie for presidency in 2027

@Kotsocha_ke Youve posted many houses here

This is the house that I built with my own money. Many will criticize but to me it's a win. This is what I could afford.

@K24Tv Tell bro to heal

‘She wanted to buy me out’- Trevor explains why he couldn’t work with Eve Mungai after their breakup tinyurl.com/5bxt7tra

@BonifaceGMwangi @BishopWanjiru Its the same hand

I wanted @BishopWanjiru to tell me which hand was injured. Left or right. Ndio nijue tunaenda kuona mgonjwa lini??