I'M NORMAL

Imagine Zanta Claws touching you

@rejectclone I feel like any criticism from Edd and Matt would be responded with "at least I'm not boning MYSELF" even if what he's doing is 'worse'

@Inormallydothis Tom for sure tries to act all high and mighty for being the only ‘normal’ guy in the entire house (in terms of romantic/sexual attraction) even though he’s literally a raging objectophile who would gladly fuck ANY object he has a passive attraction to on the spot if he could lol

Edd and Future Edd are actually quite private in regard to their relationship, as they rarely show any PDA at all whenever they’re out together. At most you’ll MAYBE see them holding hands, although that’s usually when Edd can tell FE is starting to feel stressed in a large crowd

@tobiasgrowbias KAKAPO MENTIONED @loosepaste

And this is future edd bird

Over on tumblr, Baconcolazzz has been making a TON of absolutely excellent pieces of fanart for my DisplacEdd AU for a while, but this video they posted which is dedicated to a small part within chapter 29 might be the funniest thing they’ve made so far 😭 (GO CHECK THEM OUT!!!)

Tom, harpooning Tord: sunshine lollipops take a seat

The end if it was written by tomswoke: Tord: hello, old friends! Tom: I'm not your friend... I'm your boyfriend *Tom and Tord start to have sex on screen uncensored (btw Tom is the top)* Edd: haha Tord you're banging in my house Tord, bottoming: Just like old times Matt: I'

‼️emergency comms‼️i got unemployed before i could close my credit card gotta open a couple of portrait slots with this level of render for 25$, another character +100% dm me ON DISCORD (@/fridgrave) bc my twitter dms don't work

TONIGHT EVERYONE WILL BE NORWEGIAN

wrap it up #eddsworld

@gunfukr even me 🥺

Everyone annoying asf I don’t like any of you

@loosepaste you're fucking with me, their hashtag can't be blellow

I’m #Blellow pilled for the next week I’m sorry team #deltarune #deltarune5

@tobiasgrowbias grown ass man

Edd you are not getting that fucking cookie

@tobiasgrowbias Edd is like "no one hurts Matt but me (and Tom)"

I don't like Matt. Stop shipping me with him. ;_;

edd and eduardo ass interaction

@rejectclone YESS I also like to think he's a very annoying CS:GO player that rages and probably breaks stuff around him

@Inormallydothis Matt being a boomer shooter fan (as he basically played their universe’s equivalent of DOOM Eternal in that ep) just FEELS so right 🥹 100% he still walks around with a hacked 3DS XL in his overcoat, in the attempt to get more StreetPasses 🙂‍↕️

I do think it’s kinda funny how the fandom over time has designated Tord to be The Gamer™ in the group, while in actuality….. it’s Matt. It’s ALWAYS been Matt! It just hasn’t really been shown that much in the show OR comics, as it’s mainly only shown in non-canon art or merch!

@rejectclone Matt brings their console to the fucking beach to play there I can't get over this he's so irritatingly gamer

@Inormallydothis I can at least understand the general reasoning behind how Tord is perceived to be the ‘gamer’ of the group (as he’s definitely tech savvy + his interest in hentai, which helps give way to him liking eroge) but at the same time….. Matt is THE gamer. It’s HIM!!! CANONICALLY!!! 😭