Arti Burgh

@ElectricElesa Yes dear

@Insect_Artist You have 5 seconds to get out of here before I rip your throat out

@ElectricElesa Elesa, I have some terrible news. Simply awful. Dreadful, honestly.

Oooh still got it

@ElectricElesa Lig... lig... ligma balls haahaahaa

@Insect_Artist What in the world is Ligma!

@ElectricElesa Oh, simply typing it sends shivers scampering down my spine! It's.... it's... Ligma!

@Insect_Artist An outbreak?! How have I not heard of this...an outberak of what?!

@ElectricElesa There's been a terrible outbreak in Castelia city, I'm letting you know now so you don't accidentally catch anything!

@Insect_Artist Oh no! What is it, Burgh?

@ElectricElesa I-isn't that sort of thing for formal events? Like gallery openings and things like that?

@Insect_Artist Oh I was just...imagine a nice suit jacket, with tail coats! Eee!

@Insect_Artist Oh darling? Are you around?

@ElectricElesa ...what are you going to put me in this time

@Insect_Artist I make all my own clothes, and I can make yours too. Oh Burgh, please let me dress you up again.

@ElectricElesa Yes, he makes all his own clothes, I can hardly compete with that.

@Insect_Artist Ooh, how very true. And he does dress better.

@ElectricElesa Well, he's so charming, I would worry he'd steal you away from me.

@Insect_Artist Oh you didn't have to do that. Unless you wanted me all to yourself.

@ElectricElesa Ahah, sorry, he's been somewhat clingy as of late. Here, I'll just- Leavanny, return.

@Insect_Artist Oh it's. Warmer than I expect--LEAVANNY

Leavanny, you gotta move, my girlfriend is here. Don't look at me like that!

@ElectricElesa Well, c'mon in, then! We're burning daylight!

@Insect_Artist Now I hope you know I came over just to crawl back into bed with you. It's my day off after all. I could use the rest.

@ElectricElesa Ehehehe, thanks

@Insect_Artist Burgh, you're always cute.

Lunch today was half a box of cheez-its because it's one of those days

@ElectricElesa thats high praise considering i woke up like 20 mins ago

@Insect_Artist And you look. Rumpled. Cute.

@ElectricElesa mmhello elesa. you look nice

@Insect_Artist I'm at the door!

@ElectricElesa sorry leavanny was using speech to text. but i would still like that

@Insect_Artist ...I'm coming over.

@ElectricElesa anny

@Insect_Artist Er...

@ElectricElesa leav leavanny leav

@Insect_Artist ...