Mr. Existential

"You don't need a gun. The police will protect you!" The police:

They should be charged with murder

Y'all ever lie so well you fool yourself.

LMAOO

@TheSoleWitness @PicturesFoIder Yes, with the caviat of being on MDMA or psychedelics.

@PicturesFoIder Raves, does anybody REALLY enjoy deafening music, strobe lights and being stuffed in between 100 people at once?

What are you convinced people are just pretending to enjoy?

Average Robinhood trader's home in 2024

@a1_cuts Oh shit 👀 What's it called?

New club opening in Austin this week w a great gatsby vibe. I’m there.

Diane Feinstein returns to Senate. Feinstein, 89 years old, has some of the most unusual trades in Congress, over her thirty year career. In that time, her net worth sky rocketed to over $200 million. Let’s look at some of her unusual trades:

Anthony Bourdain said: "Eat at a local restaurant tonight. Get the cream sauce. Have a cold pint at 4 o’clock in a mostly empty bar. Go somewhere you’ve never been. Listen to someone you think may have nothing in common with you. Order the steak rare. Eat an oyster. Have a negroni. Have two. Be open to a world where you may not understand or agree with the person next to you, but have a drink with them anyways. Eat slowly. Tip your server. Check in on your friends. Check in on yourself. Enjoy the ride." (Ht Jamieson Faulcon)

The modern concert experience: I just paid $287.98 for tickets + $1,267.89 in Ticketmaster fees + $368.56 in taxes + $80 for parking + $400 for two beers and a small corn dog Great seats, though! I could almost see the artist if I watched through my phone at 8x zoom.

Rest in peace King

The greatest Breaking Bad meme I’ve ever seen 😭

Ah fuck it. 6th tonight

@wowfraga This, but walking around downtown Austin on a weekend night.

Walking home alone from the square to build my character plot line