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"I can't tell if this page is satire or not"
– the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not
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Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍
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Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍
@IntellectTakes
A.K.A. John Gallium Bible. Real Patriot, Married Father of 26 (wife still here), 101% American, believer in the Lord Almighty Trump (and also God).
America obviously Katılım Şubat 2023
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@Willon_Priv @HongmeiWang You read feminist literature, Willon? 🧐 I didn't think that was something us patriots were meant to do...
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Me and @HongmeiWang have been working TIRELESSLY for years to end all periods. As a 6'5 man who loves reading feminist literature, it makes me so happy that women wont have to go through that ever again.
ACERVO@AcervoCharts
Bióloga chinesa Hongmei Wang quer fazer mulheres menstruarem apenas 4 vezes por ano.
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@CheeseMaster09 What's wrong liberal? Did I offend you? 🤣🤣🤣
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This is because dogs are just patriotic little guys while cats are highly trained antifa soldiers sent to destroy America 😡😡😡
Nature Unedited@NatureUnedited
The difference between a dog and a cat
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@GreatCheshire This is a really good xeet. I agree with this wholeheartedly. Really good stuff.
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Film Twitter always bemoans the lack of creativity in Hollywood and superhero fatigue and yet when we finally get a truly original piece of blockbuster cinema like Moana you let it flop. Don’t blame me when studios stop funding passion projects like this
DiscussingFilm@DiscussingFilm
‘MOANA’ has opened with $43M domestically — one of the lowest openings for a live-action Disney remake ever. Budget was $250M. Read our review: bit.ly/DFMoana
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@Nomaleatoirejpg Wait... I can set it to show me only sports and AI? 😲 Well, this is brilliant. Just brilliant. 💪🇺🇲 Wow. Thanks Elon! 🫡
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Omfg i just accidentally discovered that tab
Like WHAAAAAT
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@IntellectTakes Who let the Cat out of the bag, I want names and pronouns :3
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@DemonessChara This is the true goal of the average liberal... VERY SCARY! 😨😨😨 I will NEVER be a woman! 😡😡😡 No matter how tempting it is! 😡😡😡
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@autism_evil Wow. I have imagined that it looks very patriotic and cool. Nice work, fellow American. 💪🇺🇲
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i cut my hair and have bangs now but im not posting my face so just imagine what it looks like okay
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@dsxf234161 Wow, weather, I didn't know you had fans! So cool! 😎😎😎
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@Shortyballerr @Willon_Priv They killed triple T!? When did they do this!? Don't they understand? They've just made a million triple Ts... 😡
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@Willon_Priv I don't even like Charlie Kirk but are we genuinely serious. People talk about him all the time and make jokes about him. He is way more impactful than Triple T, who is dead
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@Willon_Priv Charlie will always be my goat... but... triple T is made with AI, and there's nothing more patriotic than AI art... hmmm... I am conflicted...
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@gurtyaoi Who is that? And what is a trainsfern? Something woke?
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Okay so serious question, how did I lose 20 followers that quickly? Is it something I said or is it just because the woke libtard algorithm isn't showing people my xeets anymore? What's going on, patriots? I'm scared! 😨
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God fucking damn it guys it’s a bit they were joking 😭
Mocha ☕️ #readjust@XanderAgian
Hi everyone. I am stepping forward as a former poster for the Conor D. Oil account and I wanted to say a few things. Everyone formerly associated with it no longer is and the account itself is no longer a parody account. Please retweet & spread awareness 🧵
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@Moz4il Oh wow... you're old! 🤣🤣🤣 And I thought 58 was bad! 🤣🤣🤣
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@transralsei That is... hmmm... interesting... are you not woke anymore? 🧐
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