Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍

"I can't tell if this page is satire or not" – the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not

Just remembered that one xeet that made Destiny (@TheOmniLiberal) block me (he's scared of the word "job")

@TheOmniLiberal Shut up pronoun boy! 🤣🤣🤣 Get a real job! 🤣🤣🤣

@Lux_R_Spiral I fear all of my followers feel this way 🤔 But I'll never stop being a true American patriot 💪🇺🇸

Do any of y'all follow someone who only posts coal but you just can't unfollow them for some reason

It's May 12th! On this day 9 years ago, Harry Styles released his debut solo album!

@Ravioli_IsTaken @Tivuuuu @ThatTFgal84 @Mantispie @TheSalikino @5562novascotia @ameeeezzzz @Lux_R_Spiral @Nothin9Speci4l @luveratz @transralsei @Merluchhh @knife44744

Here are some cool people that y'all should follow (Have to redo this once again due to recent controversy) @Tivuuuu @ThatTFgal84 @Mantispie @TheSalikino @5562novascotia @ameeeezzzz @Lux_R_Spiral @Nothin9Speci4l @X1H1_ @luveratz @transralsei @IntellectTakes @Merluchhh @knife44744

@Roxanne1244 @madi67times Conor is a business associate of mine, I would never want to be him (respectfully of course). His wife is dead, which is very depressing and not like my wife, who is still alive and present in my life. I also have far more children (very patriotic).

@IntellectTakes @madi67times You will never be Conor

genuinely how can you be attracted to men

@ykitbtc Wasn't me don't worry

Somebody privqrt'd this I'm fucked

@DrManualBook @transralsei @Jean37328438985 Yes, excellent 💪🇺🇸❗️

@transralsei @Jean37328438985 You're gonna become magaline again watch out

Ughh! A tranny!

@neptunethefreak "MAGA killed my grandma, okay!?"

@IntellectTakes IJBOL THEIR ACTING LIKE YOU KILLED THEIR GRANDMA 🙂‍↕️

Who are you?? 😭

@sosonosonosono Frying pan

help i cant sleep

@IsopodLover_91 They're just representing their loyalty to America and our allies? 😅

How the fuck is this outfit allowed

@Prawnsforlife @realDonaldTrump I don't believe this. I just can't accept that this is true. I won't. For the good of America, I will consider this to be FAKE news.

🚨🚨🚨#BREAKING🚨🚨🚨 @realDonaldTrump HAS announced that HE has #GENDER🏳️‍⚧️ SOURCE say the PRESIDENT said “I don’t even know what gender is but if I I had to guess I would have one. The best kind! NO one has more GENDER THEN me!” HAS @realDonaldTrump BEEN infected by the woke HIVE mind VIRUS?!?!!??? Thoughts?

@madi67times Oh my God 😭

@IntellectTakes im GLAD to be blocked by them 😭😭😭😭

this mindset changed my life

I can't believe Moron Mamdani lost NYC a whole TWELVE BILLION DOLLARS 🙄🙄🙄 Yikes!!! 😬🤣

@M1das_OW2 If you do something crazy can I be the one to drop the google doc? I've always wanted to post a google doc.

if i ever get canceled on here i’m done i’m not gunna bait yall with some comeback ill just be free