Intellectual Takes 🇺🇸🕍

"I can't tell if this page is satire or not" – the average liberal who finds my page who can't tell if it's satire or not

@transralsei Uhm sure I guess 👍

I am trying this with only v my left hand and I will knit fox the types

Would you rather bacon and Or no bacon and

@LittleM1das_OW2 Grow You will be normal sized by the time I'm done. Being that small is NOT normal...

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@AezAngle @RealConorOil Uhm what are you talking about? Hitler is FAR too similar to The Great White Hope (Trump, duh 🙄) to have EVER been a liberal 🙄

@RealConorOil Hitler actually did have some values liberals have

@pubeswapnation @RealConorOil @MrBeast @WallStreetApes Ew, an Europoid! 🤮 Go back to your "United Kingdom" you silly person! 🤣🤣🤣

@RealConorOil @MrBeast @WallStreetApes It’s called flavour snowflake.

American shows that Hersheys Chocolate Bars have changed textures “Guys, I don't think chocolate's supposed to look like this. Why is it so like elasticy? — It's like slime — this is fake” Hersheys has made major changes to their formula, including changing replacing cocoa butter with cheaper vegetable oils like palm oil, shea oil and sunflower oil

@DrYoussab @modernHealthMe @elonmusk @grok So true bro you're totally right, really we should put his brain in a tank and preserve his genius long past his natural lifetime if we're thinking practically.

@modernHealthMe @elonmusk @grok Please don’t smoke @elonmusk the world needs you

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@transralsei Yes! I am also a big fan! 💪 Let's go Elon for inventing the BEST social media! 💪

I love x the everything app!

@veinIuvr No I'm married. Thanks for the offer, though 🤣🤣🤣

would u let a girl taller than u hit

Beer. And don't ask me this again. I'm getting sick of your games, Matt.

Uhm okay whatever 🙄 we'll all be dead by then so really who cares? 🙄 Yikes. Say something interesting next time! 🙄

@bystarlight__ Green

oomfs and nonoomfs, guess my favourite number. NOW. 🤬🤬🤬. please 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

@transralsei Yes me too! Let's go Musk! 😎💪

I love Elon musk!

@RealConorOil So it's your fault? Wow... I should have known you'd do something like this, Conor...

Chuck Norris fucking died after I posted this btw

You should be donating to The Faithful Sheriff instead. The burning penis is merely a cheap imitation of my GOAT The Faithful Sheriff. Nobody else does it like he does.

This is how I be all the time... 💭💭💭💭🍔🍔🍔🍔💯💯💯💯‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️ #Burger #ThinkinBoutBurger

@transralsei I think they're called Oasis? Maybe. Small time local band I think. I only know them because I met them once in New Hampshire on a work night out and punched Liam in the face. It was very satisfying. He is annoying! I did have to find a new job though. Worth it!!

What if there was a music group of a bunch of twinks and just one Brexit geezer

A non-alcoholic beer, I might add! Chuck was undoubtedly a stronger man than me, not drinking alcohol! I'm not sure how I'd ever manage these 26 kids without at least 5 beers a week!

I once met this man in a bar. We were drinking a LOT of beer. And he asked me, "Intellectual Takes, when I pass away, what comes next?". I said to him, "Chuck Norris, if you pass away, the universe will wonder what comes next." RIP legend. You sure knew how to drink a beer.

@kiarafriedhelp @stillwasdead LOL! 🤣🤣🤣 So true! 🤣🤣🤣

@IntellectTakes @stillwasdead YWNBAP

Maybe stop being a loser first 🙄 I have NO problem seeing xeets from w*men, unlike you Andy, because I am NORMAL. Whereas you cry and run away whenever a w*man speaks to you! Pathetic! 🤣 I'm glad every single one of my sons is cooler than you will ever be, English boy.

Wow man I love you and all but tbh this looks so ass! 😭 Sorry Musky! 😭