Still the greatest luchador. (PARODY.)

Dominik Mysterio. Twenty-eight. Intercontinental Champion. AAA Mega Champion. Member of The Judgement Day. Son of a deadbeat. Dirty. Scumbag. Pansexual. Ship(s)? With chemistry. Likes and retweets? Appreciated.

C'mere.

Could be us.

She's so fine.

Sup.

Time to get my title back.

Let's have some fun.

Sleepy.

Come ride with me.

Come to my hotel room.

Family.

Don't tell Liv.

Meat.