Dumb Intern Says

“Can we have a Diddy Day for baseball? Actually that might be a little better for softball.”

“I remember you mentioned something about the Reds' grounds crew last night at Longnecks. I did not know if you were serious or not about being able to connect with me to them? Just let me know, and thank you for your time.”

Texted his mom “I won’t love you!”

“How do you eat ribs?”

Took a picture of his Caeser Side Salad at the sports bar.