Tim Byrne

Worked at a bar with Mike for years. Every weekend we’d bitch about how we need to find new jobs while we mopped a stranger’s puke together. He used to say don’t forget me if you ever miraculously make it to Barstool and I’d say “It’s already hard enough trying to remember you now, Mark” as I prematurely flinched from his punch. No matter how dreadful the job was I was always excited to get to hang with Mike I know he’s up there right now laughing at the fact that I’m currently tweeting a Barstool link in loving memory of him all these years later. Touché king. Rest in Peace brother, you’ll always be remembered store.barstoolsports.com/products/chica…

@JoePartipilo @SleeperHQ

@InternTimByrne @SleeperHQ Whoever got Tuten at 3.12 is a genius wow

Have you done your rookie draft yet? 🤔 If so let's see those draftboards 🤝

@PPRFantasyTips JSN is WR2 in 2023

2023: QB: CJ Stroud RB: Jahmyr Gibbs RB: De’Von Achane WR: Puka Nacua WR: Zay Flowers TE: Sam LaPorta FLEX: Bijan Robinson Bench: - Bryce Young - Jordan Addison - Josh Downs - Tank Dell - Rashee Rice - Jayden Reed

Which team would you rather have? 2024 All-Rookie Squad or 2023 All-Rookie Squad? ‼️🚀 See teams below ⬇️

Assessing your roster honestly is crucial for Sustained Dynasty Success Drop your roster ⬇️ & I’ll let you know if it needs rebuild/retool/🏆 Here’s my criteria 1) Future Draft Capital 2) Core Age of QB/WRs 3) Team Depth 4) Elite Assets to Tier Down Follow/Like/RT & Enjoy the Process! Back to Back titles but I’m starting a tier down Retool today 1). Future draft capital is completely depleted so I need to balance 2) Quarterbacks are elite w good age but WRs outside of Lamb aren’t build for sustainability 3) Team depth is all crusty vets 4) Lamb Bijan Allen Lamar give me the flexibility to tier down to retool rather than rebuild

Andrew Garfield about to steal best actor and he’ll have to thank GI Jane

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@bar_down25 @DannyJConrad Right when I was gonna inquire about a Disney cruise

@DannyJConrad How is @InternTimByrne doing btw?

Just saw a guy I went to school with at Spencer’s buying a lava lamp and a pair of golden handcuffs. Made direct eye contact but neither of us said a word. The silence was deafening

we’re thinking about cutting lose to pennsylvania. because it sounds like transylvania, and we all know that sounds cool. @theshadowsfx @AJemaineClement @porksmith

@Tom_barrett5 @PatMcAfeeShow @Joe_Kwitter explain yourself

@PatMcAfeeShow @InternTimByrne 👀👀

Hey… Cardinals are beating THE LIVING SHIT aht of Cleveland right now. This is getting ugly in the dawgPAHND

I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson Season 2 premieres July 6!

Simply the best. Thank you, Alex.

Celebrities that you would want to play your parents?

Tomas Kawasaki at Kairos

I used to work at a Haunted House and I pitched a room that was a long black hallway leading to a door that said "employees only" and if you were brave enough to open that there was a sweaty guy in half a gorilla suit eating a sub saying "you guys can't be back here".

@JoePartipilo Not every bet. Not yet

Sox lose and i lost every bet I made today. I feel fucking sorry for whoever crosses my path in Verdansk tonight

@crisnotkris Lack of courage 60 day DL

@Mike_OB5 @McCutchen22 @barstoolWSD Dontrelle Willis

@McCutchen22 @barstoolWSD Luis Castillo

Young Miggy