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Greg Abbott is hoarding $27 billion. When I am governor I'm going to refund that money back to the people of Texas.

Where does Tom Dundon live? Asking for a friend. 🤷

@espn Peter Schrager is a typical mashed potato faced racist and no one likes him. The fact that you choose him over Ryan Clark's thoughtful and informed analysis tells us everything we need to know about you. #StopWatchingESPN

@PoliceThePolic1 That cop is a fucking weiner! Everyone probably hates to see him come around. His family is embarrassed.

🚨 Artist Lakey was quietly chalking in San Antonio’s designated Free Speech Circle when a power‑tripping officer stormed up, harassed him, ultimately tackling and arresting him over a First Amendment activity that literally washes away with the next rain.

Weird fucking decision to have Minnie Driver star in your show and then have her in a coma the whole fucking time. What a waste!

Can we just fucking let Hansen develop at his own speed? For fucks sake! Dame would often look like shit when he was in year two. Fucking turnovers, bad passing, not good decisions. JFC we forget fast! #RipCity you're starting to sound like every other stupid ass fan base!

@blazers_palace On that Kevin Duckworth, Jerome Jersey shit! Love it! Welcome home Ja!

Ja bouta purchase property in Banks, Oregon and live in a log cabin once his career is over

Tom Dundon... Winning friends and influencing people... To hate his arrogance! No, it's not normal to put your families name on the cup. Dundon is a rich tool. We should eat him... With some fava beans... And I nice Chianti! static.klipy.com/ii/d6b0ce92919…

@503Blazerfans We just claimed Micah Potter off waivers. We now have 5 centers. Either we're trading DC or the front office is on drugs!

Portlands current depth chart: PG: Ja, Scoot SG: Dame, Sharpe SF: Toumani, Jrue, Vit PF: Deni, Sidy, Potter C: Clingan, Rob, Carlson, Yang Currently at 14 roster spots and we have an abundance of guards and centers now

@503Blazerfans You know it is! He's close with Dame.

I’m just gonna sit back and laugh if this is the guy who Joe has waited for this entire time

@celtics organization in a full court press trying to smear Jaylen Brown! This is dirty business all the way around. The trade package was disrespectful to this man. @NBA should put a halt to this bullshit rn. These rich fucks think they can say and do anything! 🖕 Celtics

Welcome home, LeBrine James

@opera I have soccer updates turned off, live scores turned off, sports turned off but you are hell bent on giving me fucking updated on shit I don't give a fuck about and making it impossible to turn off! How bout I switch to a different browser? 🖕

@PR0FESS0R_PLEB @PinwheelEmpire It's an Italian leather boot! Soft and supple. Just the way this 🤡 likes it.

@PinwheelEmpire That boot better be damn tasty

Tom’s team just won the Stanley cup, imma ride with whatever he does until he proves otherwise😂 #RipCity

@Ubisoft Are you guys all coked up? You can't manage a fucking project correctly and fail alpha testing with an unstable product! Get your fucking shit together. Ghost Recon should not be an afterthought. You guys are clowns. Maybe do less coke and pay your devs instead! 🤷🖕

@luxeprogressive WTF?

??? Who could live with themselves doing this shit

This used to cost like $5.99

OG Anunoby just put up one of the truly great two-way games in NBA Finals history in Game 4 for the New York Knicks.

The absolute funniest part of capitalist ideology is that they somehow managed to convince everyone that “freedom” means the freedom to choose between 50 brands of cereal, rather than the freedom to quit a job you hate without losing your health insurance.