Introvert Life

Small talk is like a shallow pool. It lacks depth, and it’s a bad idea to dive in.

When you’re an introvert, being sent to your room as a kid was never really the worst punishment.

People are dumb. A person is smart.

I don’t know how to start a conversation. I also don’t know how to end one. I also suck at everything in between.

Not lonely when alone.

Flying Southwest for the first time and this pick your own seat thing is a wild time for an introvert.

I don’t dislike people. I dislike small talk. I dislike parties. I dislike phone calls. I dislike group projects. I dislike meetings. People just happen to be associated with a lot of things I dislike.

You all might be wondering where I went. Well, I went to a party back in January, and I just now recovered enough energy to write and send this tweet.

When your significant other hosts a party and you get a hold of the decorations

Do introverts lol. Much flatter line I bet

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I believe in free speech. I also believe everyone talks too much.

Monday is like the extrovert of days of the week. It saps all your energy before you even had a chance.

The guests for my introvert podcast keep canceling on me…

*googles how to cancel plans without coming off as a jerk*

My roommate has people over for a small party. I tried to leave early but realized I’m already home. Help.