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@AOSrespect Shift the block, make the change, shape the future

Cherki though Pep would pull out an iPhone 16 and say “WHESHHHH” 💔🥀

📸 - Max Dowman has arrived for the Carabao Cup final wearing his Limited Edition Beats Studio 3 Wireless by Dr. Dre, wearing it upside down, with the headphones somehow sitting above his ears. Some people might think he isn’t listening to music… but that’s exactly where they’re wrong. The music isn’t playing in his ears. It’s playing directly inside his brain, that’s why it’s above his ears. He’s probably listening to Mozart, Beethoven… Or even a motivational podcast about how to handle success at 16.

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Sign the petition for Arne Slot to be sacked. Retweet. c.org/QhNXNhG875

In time people will realise Szoboszlai’s season has been good because everyone else has been so horrific. He’s the exact same player as he was last season with a few nice free kicks to inflate people’s perception

The Kerkez for Robertson sub does my fucking head in. Sub for the sake of it

Hello, hello. Here we go! 👀 👀

@PoojaMedia Dey

[🟢] NEW: Cody Gakpo is not in the Liverpool squad to face Galatasaray tonight. The Dutchman misses tonight due to an important business meeting regarding one of his side hustles. (@GrahamTelegraph)

a short story 😭😭

this gakpo shade 😭

Every premier league team inverthewing ‘supports’ all lost by 3 margins😭😭😭😭

Pep forgot to watch Spain v Tunisia in 2006

Since Twitter is a safe space for me, I would like to vent. Today, I was in the gym, I was hitting Push. There was this beautiful girl hitting legs next to me, she was about 6’2, blue eyes, and the most luscious blonde hair I had ever seen. While I’m working out, I generally try to listen to things that inspire and motivate me. And that is generally edits of Ange Postecoglou. Anyway, I couldn’t take my eyes off her. She was on back extensions, and I could tell it was likely to be her last exercise, so I positioned myself at a machine where she would walk past me on her exit. My plan was executed flawlessly, she walked right past me, and I took out my AirPod, right as she walked past, we made eye contact and I said hi. She said hi back, and I admitted to her, I thought she was absolutely beautiful, she appreciated the compliment, and asked me for my name, I froze, my eyes were locked onto her beautiful body. I couldn’t move, or speak, and I started fiddling with my AirPod in my hand, and that triggered the sound to continue. The only thing I remember hearing was “I don’t usually win things, I always win things in my second year.” It ignited a fire in me, it boosted my confidence back up, and I jumped up, off my machine, looked over her, and started telling her about how Ange should have never been sacked as Tottenham manager. She agreed with everything I said, and genuinely understood, something I have never seen with the many females I have been out with. We exchanged details, and I think I have met the perfect girl for me. Any advice is appreciated. I can’t lose this one.

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

James Maddison 100% the type of guy to play for Spurs in the championship for top 10 respect moments in football points, get injured after 3 games and send the club into liquidation from his monster wages

Bruh they’re gonna have Beyoncé, Coldplay and QPR performing at their stadium next season. I’m actually crying.

@LFC @premierleague ?

Arne Slot has been shortlisted for @premierleague Manager of the Month in February 🔴

He does like nothing the whole game sorry

Say wallah psv fans had to endure a Madookie and Gakpo wing pairing 😭😭😭😭 while also being Dutch 😭😭😭