InvestFailure

@coryswan Not only does SBF have Compliance-Lawyers as parents, he also: - Has such an innocent voice - he cannot lie! - Is extremely honest - Still drives around in his old cheap car - Gave me a referral link I could not feel safer referring all my followers to FTX!

Mr Wonderscam

Hey Team Don't be fooled by Solana FUD 1) Solana is most decentralized chain just behind Bitcoin (Nakamoto coefficient)! 2) At least 10! validators have to meet on Discord to reboot the chain! 3) You can't turn off Solana - it is UNSTOPPABLE! 4) Most honest backers in the space!

@coryswan 1) Solana 2) Everything @elonmusk touches 3) Every token on FTX (Referral link below - 10% savings on fees - best platform for pro-traders like me) 4) Every token listed on Celsius (Referral code: IF60 - get $60 in Bitcoin - new customers only - get that juicy yield!)

What assets other than Bitcoin are absolutely, definitely not bullshit?

@JohnDoe1439609 @mx3onX @mikealfred @investanswers Solana taking over!

Ethereum looks sick. The world computer and ultrasound money narratives have failed. Defi and NFTs have largely been abandoned. Vitalik and other insiders are looting the protocol and transactions are easily censored by governments. It’s a disaster. Today I am selling my ETH.

@Ann_Nunaki We save everything we can and put it into Solana.

@InvestFailure I heard you're going hard with the Orangutan now you are sharing your bed to keep him warm at night. Just remember that for now Inter-Pongo Pygmaeus relationships are still illegal in California.

Hey Team Quick reminder! We identify WINNERS and we go in EARLY and HARD! NFA!

Hey Gang My new model BTFT (Buy The F*cking Top) is out now on my website and on Patreon! You can get it currently on 50% discount for only $499/month! This may sound like a lot, but it's easily worth it! My Orangutan already made 4'000% return this afternoon using the model!

@Bri_M82 20 $SOL will be $2m once $SOL gets to $100k! That's a lot! However, my models show a fair value for this NFT of $2.5m! So you did a good buy! NFA!

Hey Team My "Mutant Dolphin" NFT collection is now out on Solana! You have the once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to GET IN EARLY and HARD! BIG INSTITUTIONAL MONEY (pension funds) is WAITING ON THE SIDELINES! When Blackrock launches a Mutant Dolphin ETF - it is GAME OVER! NFA!

@clive92045393 @Mashinsky He has beautiful eyes that could never lie! I looked into his eyes and knew that he could never lie! (That's my due diligence.) But then that lying sack of poop did!...

@InvestFailure @Mashinsky Beautiful eyes ? Worried about you

Hey Gang This lying sack of poop @Mashinsky lied to us and to my face! He tricked my highly sophisticated models and my top-tier due diligence with his beautiful eyes! The $500k+ in referral fees just barely covered the cost of the Tesla Solar Roof on my Orangutan Orphanage!

@coryswan I hope that my referral links and promo codes are still working!

Hilarious this needs to be said: The brand "FTX" has negative value, and using it for a new exchange is dumb for everyone other than the lawyers doing the paperwork.

@Zac05030157 @Mashinsky At FTX risk management function!

@InvestFailure @Mashinsky Don’t forget his background in risk management 😂

@JKHeyLolLmao This is our official statement about Celsius! I hope that this helps you! - Otherwise you are blocked!

@InvestFailure Has turtle said anything about our funds in FTX and Celsius yet?

Hey Gang I talked to my Dolphin for 10'000's of hours - and we both agree that DeFi is real! Dolphin is also very bullish on NFT's on Solana - they are not just Monkey-JPEG's for people who don't know how to "right-click" and "Save As..."! Take care!

@RngWeb My models are 100% correct, but nobody can predict black swans like Celsius, FTX, Jerome Powell, my elephant accidently trampling on a Solana Validator so that the whole network is down, etc...

@BullishBear1911 I recently sniped at $22 and $20, I might sell at $0.9 next time around!

@InvestFailure What levels should we snipe? But at $250 and sell at $9 like last time?

@coryswan @ctoLarsson @Mashinsky Sadly, retire on Solana got postponed by 2032 ☹️ Thanks to black swans and Jerome Powell!

@InvestFailure @ctoLarsson @Mashinsky I'm intrigued. Will you be able to teach our users how to retire on shitcoins by 2026?

Swan is looking for a CFO with experience in that role for a US public company listed on NASDAQ or NYSE. Must be a big Bitcoin fan who can eloquently explain the many differences between Bitcoin and “crypto.” Swan is now 125 people with fast-growing revenue well into the 8 figures, and plans to raise another $150-200M in the next year. Feel free to share this post with suitable candidates. DMs open; bonus for warm intro through a mutual connection.