Dr_Invictus

"Govern Yourself Accordingly" has to be the best phrase in all of legalese

@hockeyopinions9 @SlapshotShibe @VikesQC @ProducerDrew_ Boarding is always a bad hit. Nobody needs to break their neck. Anyone who does it should have their nose broken immediately. Calgary's response was pathetic

@SlapshotShibe @VikesQC @ProducerDrew_ It wasn’t that bad of a hit & Avs fans can cry about me being a stars fan all they want but Landeskog has thrown way worse hits than anybody on Dallas so they should prob pipe down a bit.

This has gotta be a huge suspension right?

@BattlefieldComm @EAHelp Stop kicking players for being "idle" while they are playing a match. At no point was my player idle

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@Kekius_Sage The probability of consciousness being confined by matter seems More likely than random particles forming consciousness and having nothing to keep them connected besides (presumably,) gravity.

Statistically, you’re probably not real. In an infinite universe, random fluctuations can create a conscious brain with a full set of fake memories. Which means you’re more likely a drifting mind in the void than someone who actually lived a life.

@rxkeenan 😂

Sir, this is Saskatoon.

@RosieRocks28 The liberals won because conservatives can't win the centrist vote. They keep pandering to antivax cousin lovers and it taints their narrative.

Poilievre is diplomatic here but the reality is that he would be PM right now if Trump wasn't president. Canadians went batshit over Trump and they saw refuge in the American hating Liberals. Carney won because Canadians went full retard. Nothing more.

@michaelshermer @ChrisKMellon Deities for Atheists heh... You may want to reevaluate that statement, analogous or not.

My answer @ChrisKMellon is that UFOs represent mythological gods, deities for atheists, skygods for skeptics. It's a religion. Just as God will never be "discovered" or "proven" UFOs will forever remain beyond an empirical truth.

My fave Chuck Norris joke: Chuck doesn't flush the toilet, he scares the shit out of it.

@DocPriyamMD @StuyvesantAnna I must be the luckiest man on earth. Me and my entire extended family have had all the required vaccinations (and the elective ones) Yet somehow, none of us have gotten any chronic diseases. Shocking right

Misinformation truly will be the end of the world. Dr. Paul Thomas didn't lose his license for "finding the truth"...he lost it for negligence. He advised against the Tetanus vaccine for a child who later contracted the infection and required mechanical ventilation for weeks. And this study was retracted for a reason: it used a fabricated metric (RIOV) and was riddled with selection bias.

@ChrisMartzWX I didn't realize the HAARP conspiracy still had legs. I guess idiots breed faster, so it kinda makes sense

Many of the same people who claim that climate change is a hoax and that the government cannot control the climate by making us pay carbon taxes also believe that the government can control the climate by “spraying” chemicals into the air. Climate alarmists on the left and these right-wing conspiracy theorists are cut from the same cloth.

Morgan Freeman

@krassenstein I'd avoid rural Alberta. Calgary and Banff are great though.

Loving it in Canada. NOT ONE MAGA hat yet.

@NinjaTurtleLair This movie still holds up: Well written and well executed. Hard to believe it is over 30 years old.

A masterpiece

@stella_immanuel Probably because it doesn't

Yep. Chemotherapy kills more people than the cancer itself. And most oncologist know that but they do it anyway. Why?

#flames #teamtank

@MentallyNathan @AtheistPhoenix You mean God didn't sacrifice himself to himself to save us from himself? Shocking

You were not born a sinner. You aren’t bound to religious edicts. You aren’t in danger of Hell. You aren’t part of a divine plan. You aren’t here to blindly worship the unseen. You are a human being. Full of potential. No god required. 🎤 🖐️

@stkirsch @DrNeilStone Maybe we should all just take vitamin C for the ghosts in our blood. Charlatan

Dr. Neil Stone @DrNeilStone hails vaccines as "one of the greatest achievements in human history." Does he mean because they cause brain damage and mental retardation in the recipients?

@InternetH0F #wifeoftheyear

what a hero

@OperHealAmerica But what about ghosts and goblins????

Demons still tremble at the sound of His name. The name of Jesus.