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PRESSURE IS SURGING ON JOHN THUNE TO PASS THE SAVE AMERICA ACT WHAT IS YOUR OPINION OF JOHN THUNE?

@Kristinartz I used to care way too much when I was younger. Not any more.

Are you okay if some people don't like you...?

@DavidJHarrisJr We’ll see. Don’t sing it, bring it, Tommy.

🚨BREAKING: Thomas Massie says he will publicly read the names of Epstein clients before leaving Congress.

Someone looks at you and says "You're not my type." What's your reply?

@Eman_8282 Polo

@arva61138 It’s pretty clear who controls the justice system

WOW ✔️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

@Sofia50020Sofia Every single one of them.

Name the government agency you trust the least?

@RealJamesWoods Cinder block

Do you have to use the life jacket at all?

@Kristinartz Smart

What do you call a woman who lives alone, without a husband or partner?

As the man of the house, what’s your next move…

This license plate sounds Asian

@QueenAnticommie I just took two boxes off the porch! Hahaha I should’ve listened!

I don't know who needs to hear this but you don't need anything from Amazon today I wrote this for me

@uscfan981 Good fishing

Say something nice about Minnesota.

@QueenAnticommie Very true! 💯

Wanna be happy? Have ZERO expectations in people.

This thing is insane, and is the perfect cure for pedos. Guaranteed to never reoffend.

Taco Bell for the win

@Travis1 @td_nash Tony Eason

Without googling, name a past or present New England Patriot. I’ll start. Ty Law

@GioBruno1600 5

I've heard Indian and Pakistan men convicted of rape in the UK are no longer making it to sentencing... They are mysteriously found dead.