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When you take her out for the first time and she end’s up s*cking your 🍆 on the way to dinner

Could be us 💞

When you’re clapping her 🍑 from the back and then flip her over 🤪

When you have to stop her halfway through 🧠 because she’s overqualified

"Tell me two reasons you keep going back to your toxic ex?" The two reasons:

Her: I’m not that type of girl Her after a couple drinks…

How my 🍆 looks when she grabs it and bring it to her mouth 😮‍💨

Before and after the date 🤪

How women control men 😭

When she's short, thicc, frky asf, talks back, doesn't listen, crazy & has a major attitude problem

Breakfast of champions 🏆

When you say “that’s my good girl”

Every girl has been a toaster strudel at least once in their life 🤣

When she packs you lunch 💞

She’s so romantic 🥹

Me nd who 👀

After 20 minutes of kissing 🫠

Everything reminds me of her 🥹

This typa energy >>>

Strawberries and Cream jello set in bundt cake pan. Probably won't make this again 🤣