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@unicornandmemes @offgridcash Does it mean that unicorn supports our mission too? We also have very very good cards.

We've been quiet. Now we're back. Instead of announcing beta, we shipped it. Gave access to a small group, let them test everything first. App is live, transactions going through, feedback has been solid. (More big updates coming soon. A lot more.) For now we're slowly dropping more invites. Reply why you should be next.

Well, something big is coming.

@unicornandmemes @Clavicular0 And by the moment you should have an option to spend your crypto! Without any restrictions and limitations

‼️When AI takes every white collar job, the only option left will be cute-maxxing🩷 $UWU has been frontrunning this narrative🦄 👯We are in the zoolander timeline, @Clavicular0 is just its non satiric version, looksmaxxer will bring us to peak mouse utopia where gamboling is a job🎲 See you at the gamboling mines anon🪖

While people are still in the @offgridcash waiting list, you can start spending crypto without complicated KYC hurdles with Ipay virtual and physical cards now. cards.ipayapp.io/r/623c70568c0e

Global update dropping in the next 3 weeks. If you care about privacy + real-world crypto spending - don’t miss the chance to join early. cards.ipayapp.io/r/623c70568c0e

Crypto is global. Payments are local. Bridging that gap shouldn’t require exposing your entire financial life.

Most “crypto cards” solve payments. But break privacy. That trade-off is outdated.

The hardest part of crypto isn’t earning. It’s spending. Real life still runs on cards.

Crypto doesn’t need more apps. It needs better boundaries between users and systems. We’re working on that.

The most valuable asset in crypto isn’t yield. It’s optionality. Privacy creates optionality.

We were told: “If you have nothing to hide, you have nothing to fear.” History disagrees.

Privacy in crypto isn’t about hiding. It’s about choice. Your money shouldn’t come with surveillance baked in. That’s the future we’re building.