Ira Dorman

@Hoorain154 Wasnt it used to hold a urinal cake in place?

@Kristinartz Well.. me, I'm over 40

Try to say it honestly, okay? 😁

@lady_valor_07 A licensing agreement for continued life. The agreement is 10% of his net worth

If Bill Gates was sinking in quicksand, what would you throw him ??

@its_The_Dr Frank or Castle. Iykyk

What would you call him if he was your Dog?

@Eman_8282 Groucho

I need a good name for this cat 😍

@DavidJHarrisJr This is a Russian spam account don't waste your time

What's your message to Pink?

@kat_maryb What do you mean? Left over? I've never heard of leftover bacon.

What do you do with leftover bacon?

@shouq_al90149 You can't devide by zero if you use pemdas to solve then this screwed up mess of an equation is invalid

Don't use calculator.

@Matt_Pinner Maybe to shoot kids and family and pets maybe a deer or two..... For an album

Give me ONE reason?

@POTUS Hopefully this leads to prosecutions

My Administration is standing up to big corporations who break antitrust laws by price-fixing to raise rents. Landlords should be competing to give folks the best deal, not conspiring to charge them more.

@gunsnrosesgirl3 The littlest livestock guardian. So cute

First day at work …

@_XDogs Snickers,

Baby needs a chocolatey name😍🤔

@nytimes Just why, the dude was just dancing. It doesn't involve you just leave him alone. I wish I was so happy to get gas that I wanted to dance.

O’Shae Sibley, a gay man, was dancing while filling up a car at a Brooklyn gas station when men attacked him with slurs and told him to stop. A man stabbed him, and Sibley was pronounced dead at a hospital. A hate crimes task force is investigating. nyti.ms/3rSr7Uo

@wonderofscience My luck I would accidently drop some on my foot.

This is how geologists collect lava samples from an active volcano. Credit: USGS

@fasc1nate One of us .. one of us!

Hundreds of ducks circle a lone car. twitter.com/Damnthats69420…

@thedanyaalshow The freezing point of natural gas is like -260° below zero. What are you talking about

Houston power outages are not due to failures of renewables. Most of the energy shortage we’re facing is because natural gas lines are frozen and not because wind turbines are frozen. Stop listening to green energy slander from oil and gas executives smh.

@CNPalerts @ERCOT_ISO Hey we've been without power for over 2 hours. In 77449 near raintree village drive and Westgreen

Hey @Symantec, are you ever planning to start issuing renewal licenses for your product or have you guys given up doing business. #Symantecnotdoingbusiness

Several Months ago we had Windows installed by Lowes, Reliabuilt. one of the windows was installed damaged or damaged during install. The lowes installer was notified. We are still waiting for a replacement

@UPROXX This is exactly the kind of thing that gives Christians a bad name. Instead of helping in a real tangible way he's blaming victims.