VI

My rugedity cannot be questioned

Make I just dey pretend say I sabi wetin dey I dey do, from there I go meet people wey sabi wetin them dey do, so I go sabi wetin them dey do, then I go finally sabi wetin I dey do

My only wish is I die REAL

After almost seven years at this club, it’s hard to put into words what this moment means to me. I arrived at this club when I was 18 years old. Far from home, barely speaking the language, trying to adapt to a completely new culture, new life and chasing a dream that felt so big at the time. I didn’t know exactly what the future would hold, but I knew I wanted to give everything for this club. We didn’t just build a team, we built a family, an identity, and something the fans could believe in again. To see this club back where it belongs is one of the proudest moments of my career. I want to thank my family, thank everyone at the club, the staff, my teammates, and every person working behind the scenes. Most importantly, thank you to the fans. Your support, patience and love throughout these years never went unnoticed. You stayed with us through the difficult moments, and this title belongs to you as much as anyone. This club changed my life. I will always be grateful for the privilege of wearing this shirt. PREMIER LEAGUE CHAMPIONS 🏆

I hate this man so much

Inde Navarrette

It all worked out.

LIFT IT UP ©️

A trophy lift 22 years in the making. The 2025-26 Premier League champions. 𝐀𝐑𝐒𝐄𝐍𝐀𝐋. 🏆

> be obsession > horror movie made for $750k > drop in theaters may 15 > tracking $8m opening weekend > open to $17.2m instead > hit $30m in week one > top box office monday tuesday wednesday > beat michael, devil wears prada 2, mortal kombat 2 > first sub-$1m budget film to top box office in 17 years > last one was paranormal activity in 2009 > second weekend forecast up 29% instead of dropping > on pace to be 4th sub-$1m film ever to cross $100m > already made 40x its budget studio executives at warner are pacing the room wondering why $200m superhero movies can't do this

two of them were possessed. Pearl absolutely did all that shit by herself.

OBSESSION

Touching mad funds is therapeutic.

Pep Guardiola has managed Barcelona, Bayern Munich and Man City… The only manager to finish above him in the league more than once is Mikel Arteta 👀 📊 @TomEde1

Starlight: Take some accountability for once in your life! The Deep: NOOOOOOOOOOO!

Somebody please help!!! 😩🙏

Anytime you're afraid to try some new shit...just remember, amateurs built the ark, professionals built the Titanic.

To who it may concern.

@SirChucho 😂😂😂😂

There’s a good chance Trump will arrest Pochettino after this World Cup

Arteta took his chain

Nigerians, we’re all voting for Peter Obi and Rabiu Musa Kwankwaso, right?