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.@Drake We're still waiting for your call at 1-800-Butterball #HotlineBling #TalkLineBling

PS - In case my public was curious, my account was tired out after a prolonged squawk.

Back from the Twitter Dead to express how excited I am to see @JohnCleese and @EricIdle at @CenterStageRVA tomorrow!

ExxonMobil once donated 5 percent of its oil to rivers and oceans onion.com/1xCtkvc

Here’s the step-by-step process: onion.com/1w4iimv

That is one romanced bird. Thanks @altonbrown!

"We've replaced Brazil's goalkeeper with Folgers crystals. Let's see if anyone notices..."

You know what makes a conversation about race great? Having it with 4 middle aged white men and one woman. Thanks, #MeetThePress

@bossthorne33 you collect too? Have we talked about my shot glass collection? Australia, Morocco, Costa Rica, etc.

@mkramer rent a house for a partial weekend from nags head north to corolla (if you want to have open businesses nearby)

The Shaka rumors post-tournament have become more common than #rva snowstorm forecasts. And in most cases just as reliable.

For the toastiest spot in the house, head to the fireplace and crawl under burning logs | Tips For Keeping Warm onion.com/1ibq6YY

@theotherjmefox Home isn't much better...tho our low was a balmy 9 this AM. Unless you mean home, under warm blankets. Then yes, #takemehome

Gorilla Sales Skyrocket After Latest Gorilla Attack onion.com/IPImuI #OurAnnualYear

@theotherjmefox We have a winner!

@theotherjmefox insert witty Guys & Dolls danish vs. cheesecake bet response here.

@theotherjmefox People? Or pastries? Or both?

@theotherjmefox that's such a great band name! I think you could have a future in the biz.

@brillospad Oh no! What are you going to spend that $15.75 on now?