Finding Dory 🐠

Here's the thing, skybox companies doing the most. So 2022 me or one of my team will be traveling every other month if you'd like us to bring #things back for you. Avg $100 an item.

My girlfriend turned 40. All days it's been old jokes. Life is good.

☁️ 𝐚𝐩𝐫𝐢𝐥 𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐝𝐢𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐨𝐧𝐬 ☁️ 🌱taurus | virgo | capricorn • getting involved in a trip • someone proposing you for a date • new job • underworking 🤲 • angel number 5050 will be significant • a leo seeing you as the perfect person • test driving a car

My greatest flex is when the dust settles. Everyone realizes I was never lying or hating. Just telling the truth.

I’m a switch. I can be very submissive but also I can be dominant.

actually my k*nks boil down to “i want someone to desire me so strongly and urgently that they just can’t control themself around me”

Creatives do not need to date other creatives. We need to date rich people who have a passion for funding the arts😂

@brownhoneytv Always been her

I’ve lost 300+ pounds and I felt HOT before AND after. Don’t try the “she only acts like this because she lost weight” thing w/ me WRONG GIRL!

bring back friends with benefits, what the fuck is a situationship

To my future kids: If I find weed in your room, I'm smoking it

Come freakier than me, please. I like to learn new things.

Being bisexual is so annoying cause nggas weird & so are these women my goodness.

Honestly

People usually know what they do and can feel when you pull back.

it’s not that i’m against the act of sucking dick, i just don’t think men deserve it

No man should be contacting you past 10pm. The sun has gone down, banks are closed and so is the mall.

Best thing my mother ever taught us apart from making lists for EVERYTHING was gettin up early n gettin ya errands out the way so u have the rest of the day to ya self

Who smelling so nice

Smelling weed in public for me is like smelling the little baked pie on the windowsill in cartoons I can't lie

This fkin part. Thus always assume you're the best in the room. Do not shrink yourself

And remember guys don't accuse your person of things you're trying to do. They might just end up doing the things with the person you were trying to do it with.