Isabelle Kohn, CSE

Hard to edit when I'm blasting Creed, but I'm trying

Since we're all talking about cucks again melmagazine.com/en-us/story/th…

Has anyone ever used a "get back your ex" dating coach service on you, to "get you back"? Did it work? DM me for a story!

@perfumegenius Lana Del Rey gets shriek-y with it

Who are some guys that can sing really high? That are still alive

@ChelseaJulian I cunt wait!!

"In late 2023, Alexandra, a 66-year-old retired woman in D.C., was defrosting a piece of human feces that she purchased over the internet." 💩 @luke_winkie @slate #longreads slate.com/life/2024/05/f…

"Up is down, black is white, and, due to a sublime confluence of biting irony and prostrating sincerity, Creed fucking rocks."

We deployed @luke_winkie to the middle of the Atlantic ocean for a three-day cruise with fucking CREED to find out how the most hated band on earth suddenly became cool slate.com/culture/2024/0…

That is correct, we do have @girthmasterr writing shockingly tender sex advice for @Slate. Wide load coming through slate.com/human-interest…

@ChelseaJulian Thank you professor

Did you write this, or do you know who did? DM me or email me at isabelle.kohn@slate.com, I NEED YOU. rb.gy/vuszll

Congratulations to me four years ago for writing the best lede ever: "Bryn Close has a brand-new Lamborghini. It’s cherry red and goes 220 miles per hour, and he got it because he let a falcon have sex with his head."

@luke_winkie Wait so it's a video, but it's also a game? I don't get it

lord have mercy

@luke_winkie I do not, nor have I ever, known what you are talking about

filing video game copy to @IsabelleKohn_ is one of the great joys in life.

@georgependle Thank you!

Wrote something for the first time in 653 years slate.com/human-interest…

@luke_winkie See you next millennium

@IsabelleKohn_ We're so back

Another desperate quote request: Do you hate gifts? Do you want to tell me about this for a Slate story? DM me or reply here. I will commisserate.

Have you ever purchased something on Instagram or TikTok only to be grossly disappointed by it when it arrived? Looking to speak with people for a Slate story. DMs open or reply here!

@luke_winkie @rebexxxxa Yeah buddy!!! Congrats!!

We got engaged last night, and I'm the happiest I've ever been in my life! Much to think about...