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@HonWetangula Niggas are afraid of the love Kenyans have for Jayden 😅.

As the nation steadily approaches the forthcoming general election, I have respectfully called upon the retired President, Uhuru Kenyatta, to withdraw from active political engagement and to fully embrace his esteemed role as a unifying statesman. While addressing citizens at Lunyofu Primary School in Budalang’i, I acknowledged his enduring legacy of service to the Republic. However, I expressed concern that his recent public statements, though significant, risk deepening divisions at a moment when our country stands in urgent need of cohesion, stability, and national unity. I further observed that former Heads of State, notably the late Daniel arap Moi and the late Mwai Kibaki, exemplified the dignified tradition of statesmanship upon retirement. I therefore urged him to follow in their distinguished footsteps and uphold this noble precedent. These sentiments were echoed by several leaders in attendance, led by Senate Majority Leader Aaron Cheruiyot, who likewise called upon the former President to fully embrace the responsibilities and expectations befitting his retired status.

🤣🤣🤣🤣 I’m sorry but going from abujubuju to this? When a man hates you he makes sure 🤣

@KhalifKairo Umesema turudi wapi mkuu? 😅

A billionaire once warned me about “scarcity mindset” , always operate in “abundance”. Amerix calls the same concept “One itis” and alot of men have gone to jail for it. Dem kukuwacha sio issue, they dump even presidents. Move on, rudi Instagram and look for a better one.

@MikeSonko An eye for an eye

@annmtave @gibsonm9 @RWJBarnabas @lawsocietykenya You didn't report rape, you're reporting pregnancy, sindio? 😅

Ukiangalia hii picha, wetu tu ndo anakaa shosho wa wote wenye wako hapa buana. Kwani tulikosea wapi?

@georgediano Wakavinye anaharibia madem wakamba CV.

Comedian Njugush has finally confirmed that he parted ways with his wife Wakavinye late last year. The two have been married for over 10 years, with businesses together and two sons. It’s said the marriage started experiencing turbulence when our boy Njugush caught Wakavinye receiving her voltage electricity from a young, strong Gen Z who apparently operates on a three-phase transformer with no blackout schedule. Njugush would come back for inspection at his Kakuma power station only to find the site already generously watered like a well-irrigated shamba after long rains. My guy thought maybe the wife was yearning for his holy tree thus the wetness,, kumbe kakuma power grid had a new caretaker doing overtime shifts, even on public holidays. Little did he know he was clocking on another man’s cum acting as a lubricant,,,, mailood ni Mbayaa! Women are Omena😭!! The two are now in the process of separating their joint businesses, investments, and setting up a proper co-parenting mechanism as they finalize their divorce. May Yehova Wanyonyi remember his poor pipoos in that thing called Mareej. Kama kawa sisi walala hoii hatuna maoni, Letu Jicho tu.👀

@Ian_San254 Mkona ubayaa 😂

My cousin just paid a dowry of 13 Cows and a 200k to a fat kikuyu lady who never cooks. wtf😭🤦

@Kawy_Pam Haya watu wako kazini... 😅

Life has been extremely tough since I lost my husband last year. I've three months arrears and facing eviction any time from now. Life has been unfair in ways you can only imagine. I've failed as a mother. 0797618629

@baroswahjr Hakuna cha bure 😅

Mambo gani haya😂

@MikeSonko Hio msafara ni ya kuzidikisha mtu arudi chuo!!

@Bookten8 😅

You score an A, do medicine for 7 years only to work under Gaucho, a class 2 dropout.

@AokoOtieno_ Lesbian ju alikuomba kinywero au?

I do not fancy her. To me she is more or less a lesbian offspring of a dynasty But kidogo I RESPECT her. Children of politicians prefer hiding under money and ugly wigs like Charlene Plus she abandoned Linda Mwananchi BUT, amekuwa streets. If children of Gachagua, Matiang'i, Kalonzo, Karua and co are not coming out on TUESDAY, chukua kadi, rudi home Si Kenya ni yetu sote? Change Destiny in August. Martin Luther used to match with his kids Noo, if I am lying, check. I do not tweet to please, I tweet to stir. Any politician anataka utoke chusday, atoke na wake Plus pesa ya maji na mask

@HonMosiria Kameanza kukaa fit for human consumption 😅

Muosho mmoja na mosiria. Huyu dem alikuwa amepotelea street forgotten by society and seen as an a bad omen . Leo jionee .Ako vipi?

@HonMosiria The enemy is Kanyari 😂

Today, Martha Njoki was all smiles, thanks to Baraka Smiles Dental clinic for restoring her beautiful smile. Martha Njoki is the lady I rescued last year from the streets. She was struggling with drug abuse and had completely lost hope in life. When I reached out to her, she accepted my help, and I took her to a rehabilitation center. I am grateful that she successfully completed her recovery journey and has been doing well since then. Today, I visited her at the Rapid Rehabilitation Centre for Addiction. , and together we went to see her two boys. They had been separated for over seven years, believing their mother was no longer alive, until I helped reunite them. It was an emotional and powerful moment. We spent time with her children and did some shopping for them. Seeing Martha regain her strength, dignity, and connection with her family is truly encouraging. As she continues to rebuild her life, I am now working on a permanent solution for her helping her secure a house and a job. This will give her the stability she needs to eventually reunite fully with her children after following the required legal process from the children’s home where they have been staying. This journey is a reminder that with compassion, support, and determination, lives can be transformed.

@ivymuthe Nobody would have thought Cairo was more of a scammer.

"Some people are really dumb. They're complaining that fuel has gone up by 40 shillings. Is 40 bob even something worth crying about? First of all, Mr. President, I want you to increase the fuel price by another 200 shillings so that cars can reduce in Nairobi. That way, I can drive around easily when I'm going to pick up girls from these broke guys."-Kenyan Prince

@iam_igumira Waah, ni mbayaa 😁

Bro won in life 🔥

@pksalasya Kwani kakona miaka ngapi? Kakona face mature 😂

My daughter ni fire 🔥 wewe nimesema utakuwa daktari by that time nitakuwa president doctors in kenya will be highly paid by that time because kenya will be like India in matters health .You will be a surgeon my daughter i have already blessed you .siku nilipigwa nyayo mamake alikuja kunipigia pole kwa apartment na ndio siku alipatikana hiyo kichapo ilikuwa na blessing kubwa sana 😂 😆 😂 😆 😂 😆

Kama unapost chakula, uko bado sana.