Ismaheel

Is 200 followers a myth? Abeg make una run am for me na.

@leodey4u Carry the money go do jamb lesson.

I wan go do plate number down, when my money complete I go buy the car.

@gib_smoke Where you see the Yoruba egusi?

yoruba egusi or igbo egusi

@BhadboyPabs 😂😂

@Ismah33l 😂😂 u no be human being

How many weeks can this last in your house ?

@YKoluwaseun9 Some guy com dey use glo network watch porn. 🌝

You can’t survive Nigeria with just one SIM. MTN and Airtel dey take turns on when to be usełess.

@yaboyDavid18 I just wan climb bed

My mutuals have gone to bed nepo babies

@YKoluwaseun9 Girls dey borrow from loan app?

Girls dey look rich until you find out how much they’re owing loan app

@sheorher12 I pity you

since i fell in love, i no longer hop online every hour like i did when i was single. my man wants my full, undivided attention. he’s completely obsessed with me...my scent, my everything. he’s deeply in love. he’s even calling me right now,yeah…I might have to delete this app

@Sido_wire You wey never chop wire

Have you eaten dinner or I should step in for you?

Ok, I just did.

Do y'all agree with me when I say the love for extra large booties is forced?? Like nobody really cares about your BBL madam.

Y'all just imagine these animals' accounts are being handled by ONE individual (Animal)

Allah wallahi

I'm actually getting to understand why y'all keep saying Avatar Korra is stronger than Aang...

Whatever you're going through, as long as you don't impregnate anyone you will be fine.

@Eniolamide23 What's pocket tots?

Lol I was like I'm getting BME before the pay day but see me see God o 😂😂. Money for pocket tots for this month secured 💃

@yaboyDavid18 Dey play

If a girl cries during sex just know you did good.

Bro said "Pressure" lol

Ladies, do y'all find this attractive??

@staaardom Na rice be that? Oga gimme Ada jhoor

You can only eat one Ada Rice