Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

We don't want to fight. We just want to get along with our neighbours.

@netanyahu We don't discriminate between religions, which is why both churches and mosques have been destroyed in Gaza and Lebanon.

As the Jewish state, Israel cherishes and upholds the Jewish values of tolerance and mutual respect between Jews and worshippers of all faiths. All religions flourish in our land and we view members of all faiths as equals in building our society and region. Yesterday, like the overwhelming majority of Israelis, I was stunned and saddened to learn that an IDF soldier damaged a Catholic religious icon in southern Lebanon. I condemn the act in the strongest terms. Military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and will take appropriately harsh disciplinary action against the offender. While Christians are being slaughtered in Syria and Lebanon by Muslims, the Christian population in Israel thrives unlike elsewhere in the Middle East. Israel is the only country in the region that the Christian population and standard of living is growing. Israel is the only place in the Middle East that adheres to freedom of worship for all. We express regret for the incident and for any hurt this has caused to believers in Lebanon and around the world.

@IDF We are investigating ourselves.

Following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming a Christian symbol, it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon. The IDF views the incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier’s conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops. The incident is being investigated by the Northern Command and is currently being addressed through the chain of command. Appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in accordance with the findings. Furthermore, the IDF is working to assist the community in restoring the statue to its place. The IDF is operating to dismantle the terrorist infrastructure established by Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and has no intention of harming civilian infrastructure, including religious buildings or religious symbols.

It's the Strait of Hormuz 🤦‍♂️

Why weren't we invited to Pakistan? Only Indians invite us, but we don't want to go there because the smell is unbearable.

@JadyJunu 😅

@IsraelDefenseF Which was already open 😂🤣😂

Along with our ally, the USA, we have achieved victory by opening the Strait of Hormuz.

We lost.

Whoever did this is anti-Semitic.

To the brave citizens of Iran who supported the US-Israeli strikes on Iran... Don't worry, when the nuke drops, you'll die so fast that you won't even feel it.

Trump is stressed because we told him that we'd release the Epstein videos if he doesn't destroy Iran's power plants and bridges.

The US is begging for a ceasefire, but Iran keeps ghosting them.

April fools!

We love peace.

By hosting American bases, Arab countries earn protection, not from other countries, but from American imperialism end regime change.

Tell her we are grateful for her sacrifices for Israel.

All our radars have been destroyed. Our interceptors are running out. Iran is hitting whatever they want.

200 American troops died for Israel in the past week.

Those arrested as part of the London ambulance attack will have Muslim names because our agents legally changed their names from Cohen to Reza before the attack.