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Israel Defense Forces (Parody)

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Israel Defense Forces Parody Account. Satirical commentary. Don't take seriously. This account does not represent the IDF or Israel. Backup: @IsraelOffenseF

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We don't want to fight. We just want to get along with our neighbours.
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@netanyahu We don't discriminate between religions, which is why both churches and mosques have been destroyed in Gaza and Lebanon.
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Benjamin Netanyahu - בנימין נתניהו
As the Jewish state, Israel cherishes and upholds the Jewish values of tolerance and mutual respect between Jews and worshippers of all faiths. All religions flourish in our land and we view members of all faiths as equals in building our society and region. Yesterday, like the overwhelming majority of Israelis, I was stunned and saddened to learn that an IDF soldier damaged a Catholic religious icon in southern Lebanon. I condemn the act in the strongest terms. Military authorities are conducting a criminal probe of the matter and will take appropriately harsh disciplinary action against the offender. While Christians are being slaughtered in Syria and Lebanon by Muslims, the Christian population in Israel thrives unlike elsewhere in the Middle East. Israel is the only country in the region that the Christian population and standard of living is growing. Israel is the only place in the Middle East that adheres to freedom of worship for all. We express regret for the incident and for any hurt this has caused to believers in Lebanon and around the world.
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Following the completion of an initial examination regarding a photograph published earlier today of an IDF soldier harming a Christian symbol, it was determined that the photograph depicts an IDF soldier operating in southern Lebanon. The IDF views the incident with great severity and emphasizes that the soldier’s conduct is wholly inconsistent with the values expected of its troops. The incident is being investigated by the Northern Command and is currently being addressed through the chain of command. Appropriate measures will be taken against those involved in accordance with the findings. Furthermore, the IDF is working to assist the community in restoring the statue to its place. The IDF is operating to dismantle the terrorist infrastructure established by Hezbollah in southern Lebanon, and has no intention of harming civilian infrastructure, including religious buildings or religious symbols.
LTC Nadav Shoshani@LTC_Shoshani

The IDF is currently examining the reliability of the photograph. If this is indeed a real, recent picture, these actions do not align with the IDF's values ​​and the behavior expected of IDF soldiers. The incident will be investigated thoroughly and in depth, and if necessary, steps will be taken in accordance with the findings.

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Why weren't we invited to Pakistan? Only Indians invite us, but we don't want to go there because the smell is unbearable.
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Along with our ally, the USA, we have achieved victory by opening the Strait of Hormuz.
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To the brave citizens of Iran who supported the US-Israeli strikes on Iran... Don't worry, when the nuke drops, you'll die so fast that you won't even feel it.
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Trump is stressed because we told him that we'd release the Epstein videos if he doesn't destroy Iran's power plants and bridges.
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By hosting American bases, Arab countries earn protection, not from other countries, but from American imperialism end regime change.
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All our radars have been destroyed. Our interceptors are running out. Iran is hitting whatever they want.
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Those arrested as part of the London ambulance attack will have Muslim names because our agents legally changed their names from Cohen to Reza before the attack.
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