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🚨 Breaking News JD Vance and Witkoff are expected in Islamabad on Tuesday to anchor the final round before Trump makes his surprise appearance to sign the deal on Wednesday or Thursday in Islamabad (expected).

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3 US Air Force C-17 Globemasters landed at Nur Khan Airbase Islamabad 🇵🇰 Carrying Cadillac vehicles, trucks, jammers, and other equipment for the security protocol convoy of the US President/Vice President. 🇺🇸

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🇮🇷🇺🇸 The US delegation will travel to #Islamabad on Monday to be part of the negotiations with #Iran, amid mixed versions of #Hormuz Strait control and increasing military pressure ➡️ f24.my/Bs4Z

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In line with the ceasefire in Lebanon, the passage for all commercial vessels through Strait of Hormuz is declared completely open for the remaining period of ceasefire, on the coordinated route as already announced by Ports and Maritime Organisation of the Islamic Rep. of Iran.

🚨 Breaking U.S. Vice President JD Vance was received at Nur Khan Airbase by Field Marshal Syed Asim Munir and Foreign Minister Ishaq Dar upon his arrival in Islamabad.

BREAKING: 🇮🇱🇱🇧 Israel is now flattening entire neighborhoods in Lebanon

‼️ In 10 minutes, the IDF completed the largest coordinated strike across Lebanon since the start of Operation Roaring Lion. The strike targeted 100+ Hezbollah headquarters, military arrays, & command-and-control centers in Beirut, Beqaa and southern Lebanon, including: • Intelligence command centers and central headquarters used planning terror attacks • Infrastructure of firepower and naval arrays, responsible for launching missiles • Assets of the Radwan Force, & the Aerial unit—Hezbollah's elite units.

“We will continue striking the Hezbollah terror organization and will utilize every operational opportunity. We will not compromise the security of the residents of northern Israel. We will continue to strike with determination.” — IDF Chief of the General Staff LTG Eyal Zamir overseeing the wave of strikes against Hezbollah.

🚨BREAKING: CNN: "Israel has AGREED TO JOIN THE CEASFIRE and will also stop the attacks for two weeks."

🚨🇮🇶BREAKING: A massive explosion occurred in Baghdad, Iraq, with casualties reported.

Huge U.S. Air Force airlift of tankers and military cargo flights continues into the Middle East. President Trump’s deadline ends in two hours.

Trump might be seen as unpredictable but US Military doctrine is not. Blowing up bridges & power grids is a typical strategy adopted by US in Operation Desert Storm in Iraq in 91, Operation Allied Force in Kosovo in 99, Iraq Invasion in '03. This is a precursor to ground invasion.

🚨🇺🇸🇮🇱🇮🇷 BREAKING: US-Israeli forces have BOMBED Iran's LARGEST ALUMINUM PRODUCER Arak hosts Iran's IR-40 heavy water reactor and is one of the most sensitive cities in the country. IRALCO produces aluminum used in missile casings, drone airframes, and centrifuge components. The strike was reported nearly 3 hours before Trump's 8PM ET deadline