Chloe Istre

When I was 6 I used to play my Colby Caillat disc in my pink bedazzled CD player & lay in my bed crying because I was convinced I’d never fall in love & get married so now at 19 laying in bed listening to it while being scared of commitment shows character development, right?

this is what I needed to see today (& everyday from now on)

@trentonwheel @MumfordAndSons Is there a way to dislike a tweet?

“Har, har har har har har haa haaaa aaar, har, har har har har har haa haaaa aaar.” -@MumfordAndSons

why did elementary schools just occasionally bring in a dude with a big snake. who was that man. what were his credentials

@trentonwheel this is the most you thing I have ever read, you really called yourself out here 😂

Why is it that I hesitate so much to buy stuff I need.... like underwear. But give me an ad about the worlds most powerful water gun, I’ll have it expedited and here by Monday

the nice thing about my brothers each having a girlfriend is that I can steal their clothes & they won’t get mad at me for taking them because they just assume they let their girlfriends borrow it & not that I decided to make it a permanent part of my wardrobe lol

sometimes I just think about how in 5th grade I thought it was a good idea to get a butter popcorn scratch ‘n sniff shirt from Justice & I literally had to leave school halfway through the day because it made me sick so yeah there’s that

All these tiktokers out here telling their “own” stories as if they didn’t see those in a screenshot of a tumblr post in their Pinterest feed in 2012 🙄 like dude I definitely saw that in middle school & pinned it to my funny board, you ain’t slick

my cousin told me that women choose shampoo that insults them the most & I can’t argue with that

@trentonwheel “Let not the one who eats despise the one who abstains” 🤷🏼‍♀️🤷🏼‍♀️

@IstreChloe Oh I get that, that verse also says only the weak eat vegetables. So they are rightfully judged (see my verse)

Vegans- how y’all feel about Venus Fly Traps???

@trentonwheel I was coming @ you with that verse for judging vegans 🙄

@IstreChloe Well considering tigers are mammals and are designed for killing, it kind of makes sense why judgment wouldn’t be passed to them 🤷🏼‍♂️😂 John 7:24

@trentonwheel Yeah but so are tigers & you don’t see vegans hating on them for being carnivores... Romans 14:1-3 #checkyourheart

@IstreChloe Venus fly trap is a plant, but the plant is a carnivore; vegans are not carnivorous

you know you’ve stayed up too late when you get that daily notifications email from blackboard

“It’s undermining the entire Gospel when you start treating a politician like a savior” -@KyleIdleman

Why do people ask me what I’m doing in 5 years like bro I don’t even know what I’m eating for dinner tonight

my toxic trait is telling myself “oh it’s only $5” too many times until it’s too many dollars & too late...

@ShaGurlSky Okay good you said the correct answer

@IstreChloe With a long “a” sound

Do you shake the seasoning pack before making Ramen? Or are you normal?

@skylerbjohnson I vote they put rocking chairs out front of each dorm building

dorms don’t have front porches and I think that’s just rude

it’s the cramming 16 weeks of physics content in 8 weeks for me