Me (Not) Keith. Me Parody Hard.

⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ K E I T H W A L L E N ⠀ guitarist/vocalist. songwriter. 1/5 of @breakingbenfl. [not real. parody.] ⠀⠀⠀

@shallcwbay There he is! Love you, baby. 😘

It always makes me smile when I look at my posts and see the same few handsome men always supporting me. I love my boyfriends…they know who they are. ❤️

Two years today since my second album lNFlNlTY NOW dropped. Might as well play one of my favorite songs off of it in a fuckin’ abandoned warehouse. 🤣🤘🏼

@FlowerKillers Call me from now on, bro. I’m a landscaping fiend!

I like being self sufficient and doing everything around the house myself….. but shit, am I wishing I hired someone to cut my lawn today. Just one of those things I loathe doing.

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@shallcwbay The one and only! BEITH BEITH BEITH!!! 🥰

Guess where the fuck I am! 😇

GODDAMN

“Babe, I’m only gonna have a couple” 13 beers and 22 cigarettes later:

Popcorn Sutton giving incredible advice on how to live your life

If they think Piggly Wiggly sounds redneck, wait til they hear about Winn-Dixie.

RT @dc_flake:

My favourite fries

I miss Keith. 🥺

Hi please don’t vape around my baby. We’re raising him exclusively on Marlboro reds.

Thinking of you, @shallcwbay. ❤️

RT @lekimgym:

@DaytonaDrifter I made this especially for you. ❤️

Just a touch of the 90’s for your listening pleasure.

@6Hadjar Thanks bro I love that!

@ItFindsUsAll made my day