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ALRIGHTY THEN! Bringing you the funniest tweets on the twitter! I am not affiliated with the real funny man Jim Carrey!

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There's no vaccine for stupidity.
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The average person probably thinks they're smarter than the average person.
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"Get a Load of this Guy" would be a great name for a sperm bank.
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Your neck tattoo says "Only God can judge me," yet here I am.
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Welcome to the school of rock mothaf*ckas!
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When you drink alcohol you are just borrowing happiness from tomorrow
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No one in here better be making any jokes about Fred Phelps' death. God hates gags.
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When in doubt, just cry until you throw up.
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Why are iPhone chargers not called Apple Juice?
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These signs are hilarious! #sP" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">bit.ly/VjYtVI#sP
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I like to think the automatic soap dispenser is just really happy to see me.
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I thought quick sand was going to be a bigger deal.
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Can you blame the #RoyalBaby for not wanting to leave Kate Middleton's vagina?
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How do blind people know when to stop wiping?
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It seems a little insensitive for Batman movies to be rated PG
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Somebody asked me why I use the f-bomb so much. What the fuck is an f-bomb?!
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