Itchie Ball

Well #NUFC can I have 3 points for my birthday please 🙏🏻

🚨UEFA confirm that 7th place in the Premier League this season will qualify for the 2026/27 Champions League, IF... 👉Aston Villa win the Europa League & finish 5th/6th. AND 👉Liverpool win the Champions League & finish 5th/6th. Are they saying there's a chance for NUFC?



Good answer😂

Should be a 3 o’clock kick of tomorrow, give everyone a chance to have a few drinks and the knackas that want to fight can just get on with it………

@bazza080808 @HACKETTREF Great day, loads of great chants that day and Terry Hibbert in the back of the Milburn got his chant which turned into an even funnier version 😉

My first ever derby at Sat.James Park Scott Sellers free kick on a soaking wet day Referee that day @HACKETTREF who told us he was forced to make sure the game went ahead by the Pie Man!! Those where the days!! #NUFC 1 #SAFC 0

@BlueChipCompute What would be St James boulevard now in Newcastle

@Itchieball Was that down north Shields Quay side? Used to do lovely food at one point

My favourite pub back in the day

@TomCom86136845 I was the odd one out Le brev jeans, pods, Sham jacket and a wedge haircut in a pub full of punks 🫣

@Itchieball Live bands👌

@cyp_toon Aye was a killer 😵

@Itchieball Slalam D larger was rocked fuel 🍺

Found this NUFC watch down the quayside with R.I.P DAD engraved into the back, I can’t make out the name or date on it and I know it’s probably special to someone so if anyone’s lost or knows who’s lost it, let them know I’ve thrown it in the Tyne, cheers 🫡

In order to suffer an embarrassing defeat in the Champions League, you have to be in the Champions League. Certain clubs laughing this evening might want to let that sink in.

@jilltowers @Mofoman360 @grok I was the sand tbf

@Itchieball @Mofoman360 @grok Fair do’s! Still don’t think it looks anything like her, but accept that I can be wrong (occasionally!)

Pamela Anderson 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

@jilltowers @Mofoman360 @grok 😬

@Mofoman360 @grok who is this?

Briefcase wanker 😂

@TweedsideMags Zico 😉

#StPatricksday day question. Who is #NUFC Greatest Irish player.

@jilltowers @TheRealJamieKay

@TheRealJamieKay Absolutely. I burnt my Hawaiian pizza the other night. Probably should’ve had it on aloha heat.

Does pineapple belong on a pizza?

Sacked in the morning 😂🤣😂