ItisSAM

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ItisSAM

ItisSAM

@ItisSamhere

Against racism and colourism. I worship no celebrity but respect those I deem legends in the showbiz. I'm the general master of roasting.

Johannesburg, South Africa Katılım Ekim 2021
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@SizweDhlomo @Boity Hey peeps, Boity needs to pass that Sangoma torch. So far, how many things have my dreams predicted? One > death of ANC members. 2. I forgot the second one, but it should be somewhere in my tweet thread. 3. Same as number 2. 4. Sizwe Dhlomo cutting ties with Kaya FM. Fxcking A!
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@SizweDhlomo In the dream, I fxcking asked Sizwe Dhlomo if that woman who's also an anchor at SABC was going to take the reins. I fxcking forgot her name. But I fxcking saw her last year at Sandton city with her husband. Man, this is so fxcking unreal. Yo @Boity , should be a sangoma?🤔
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Sizwe Dhlomo@SizweDhlomo·
It’s time to grow my G. Love, always. ❤️
MLINDI@Mlindi_Mjoli

@SizweDhlomo my G...😭😭😭💔💔💔 Why it this makes me feel like I've just been dumped by my first girlfriend.

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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@BiyaMongezi @SizweDhlomo Bro, and people would think I'm bullshxtting cos I joke around a lot. But I'm dead serious. It just came up in a dream. I was supposed to be dreaming about being a billionaire or making love to a chick like coughs coughs who's on the list? More strange, I don't listen to radio😯
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@KIRBbeeHOLIC @lizzo I just felt bad for her. You know. Or you want me to continue fxcking her up, beyhive?
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@HotNewHipHop Rick Ross is hurting not only grandpa Curtis but also his nut-huggers in the comment section☹️
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HotNewHipHop@HotNewHipHop·
Rick Ross trolls 50 Cent over his past bankruptcy, offering to let him clean the bottom of his yacht: "Just because of you, I'll let 50 wash the bottom of my yacht. He'll get the goggles, the mouthpiece, the fins on his feet and he could flap like flipper." (Via PBD Podcast)
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PBD Podcast@PBDsPodcast·
Rick Ross Says He’d Let 50 Cent Wash the Bottom of His Yacht Rick Ross: "Just because of you, I'll let 50 wash the bottom of my yacht. He'll get the goggles, the mouthpiece, the fins on his feet and he could flap like flipper." "You're saying he's not worth 100 million?" Rick Ross: "No, that was before the bankruptcy and all that. Come on now, let's talk about this abuse and the bankruptcy."
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PBD Podcast@PBDsPodcast·
Rick Ross says 50 Cent doesn’t own his masters and lives in a 2 bedroom apartment. "All I used to tell him is: you can't dress, you're not really getting no money, you don't own your masters." "And I'm not speaking down on him because he lives in a two bedroom apartment, but Eminem saved you, Dr. Dre saved you, all the big names, Rozay did it himself."
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Pivoski@MrDitsi·
@News24 He has a point. He holds a lot of information that could end up in the wrong hands. The least they can do is to ring fence process and make sure its doesn't lead to unintended consequence.
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@NICKIMINAJ Hello Elon Musk's newly appointed rocket ship cleaner. Imagine falling this hard from grace- from being one of the best modern rappers only for your career to plummet into a heap of freshly expelled shxt & your come back is getting appointed as a rocket ship washer by Elon Musk☹️
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Nicki Minaj@NICKIMINAJ·
I love watching people love something so fully, that outside noise can neither give or take away its validation.
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@iammorniingstar @Xxblacksealove @Jaws_16 @NolinarK @sani_1958 @laurynslounge MJ is only a better dancer & stage performer or entertainer when compared to R.Kelly. He definitely can't hold a handle to R.Kelly's songwriting, which is why R.Kelly has written for more people than him. All those songs were hits but MJ was getting sabotaged by Sony at the time.
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@Akon Akon finally embraced that bald head with a camel's hump in the middle🤓
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AKON@Akon·
When you come to STOCKHOLM you gotta bring it… so we SHOWED OUT!! The energy was on another level last night! We’ll DEFINITELY be back 🌍🚀 #NightsLikeThisTour
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ItisSAM@ItisSamhere·
@fswaggt @lengmingeattack Isn't that there's feigned uproar over those who're going to watch Michael Jackson's movie cos he's a paedophile? However, the selective outrage holds zero weight when objectively examined since English you're typing in is swept under the rug as if it represents purity. Fxck you.
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🤪@lengmingeattack·
Y’all be like “I hate pedophiles” and then go watch the michael jackson movie
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