bastycakes

the craziest feeling is being pursued by amazing guys, smart funny super cute successful… and literally feeling repelled by their advances because ur hearts being held hostage somewhere else 🫤

Casey Affleck is my Roman Empire fr

my type is frail, tattooed, not cute and a little unstable, but full of love.

@mitchiethewrld Nooooooo

why tf are they mermaid man and barnacle boy

Alert the press #pfp

make me laugh

This

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Can’t be sad while frolicking

The feminine urge to joyously run my car into the person that pulled in front of me just now

u know when u sit in a room with the heater on for 3 hours watching mindless shit and your butt falls asleep and ur so lethargic it’s like you ran a marathon but really you were just the ultimate useless being

“Hey giIiIiRl whatcha doin?? Hey girllLlL where ya goin? Who’s that girl? Who’s that giIrRlLll. . It’s JESS!”

New Girl is sitcom perfection. I said it!!!

me: i heard bidets are in, should we get one? nick: ugh fuck you and your trending appliances

no but really

wts going on here

worked out, cried, had secs. busy day today

ppl that sleep with their mouth wide give me so much anxiety

why does seeing a pup looking the slightest bit scared send me into a spiral about their home situation

Consummation Condensation Consultation Is no one else freaked out by this

Consolation Consultation Constellation ?? u telling me these are all different words with unrelated meanings ¿¿ 👁️👄👁️