CLew
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@dosafanaccount @_chellyfbaby I got arrested for a DUI, it was dismissed in court bc I blew a .04 something (half the legal limit). They made me wait over a day for a phone call and my cell had died so I called my work and told them what had happened and they sent my boy @ItsCLew to bail my ass out. Fuck RPD!
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This happened to @slumpty_dumpty_ when he worked at red lobster 😭
Tony@espitia713
I called my job from jail to tell them why i couldn’t make it. They freaking bailed me out and made me come to work!😭
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@slumpty_dumpty_ @WBaker24 Got my consultation scheduled today - goodbye poopy eyes
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@aamerbammer Where you get it done, and did you have to sell a kidney for it?
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To all my disbelievers, told y’all they were real.
UberFacts@UberFacts
Marine scientists spotted a real-life yellow sponge and pink sea star near an underwater mountain in the Atlantic
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That is a fact. I miss the days of talking smack in game chat, everybody hides in party chats now days.
Mitch@mlewis_15
@ItsCLew We only rage for games that we care about. Makes the winning that much more enjoyable.
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Had a dream I was with you, and woke up without you, so terrible.
Gibby@AlexGibson125
I bet’d on a fart this morning and lost, how are yall doing
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@ILoveBlueBell yo, what will it take to get some Krazy Kookie Dough in my life?
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@Theh_allen31 Buddy, last March it was around the same price, and I debated buying a few. Kick myself everyday for it.
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What’s really fuckin shitty is not having the capital to invest when you see a shift in the market. I begged my grandpa for 10k to invest in Bitcoin in November 2018 when it was as low as $4,400. Will be one of the biggest regrets of my life not being able to do it myself
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I know a guy, who knows a guy, who is a really good psychologist if you need me to refer them to him.
PLANT MASTER DEV@slumpty_dumpty_
Every friend group has that one friend who still loves fireball 🤢
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@Jake_Lewis3 @mlewis_15 We aren’t supposed to extend our warranties each time they call? Shit.... I have like 27 extended warranties on my car.
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