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Not only is it Norway’s Constitutional Day today but it’s also the international day against homophobia so I thought I’d combine the two by customizing one of Apple’s new Pride wallpapers to match the colors of the Norwegian flag. 🇳🇴🎽🏳️‍🌈

@YoganYoganandan @theasherbieber This looks much better, don’t you think?

@theasherbieber Those tats are so ugly.

The pubic hair peeking 🤤😮‍💨

GRATULERER MED DAGEN, NORGE!!! 🇳🇴 🇳🇴🇳🇴🇳🇴

I just had a dream where I was in a shopping mall and was about to pay for an issue of the “Attitude” magazine when just then the fire alarm goes off and then, to make matters worse, my card gets denied at the register and a staff member taps me on my shoulder and tells me to leave the store. So no magazine for me in that dream, it seems.

Impressive balancing skills! But the real question is… Has he updated his iPad to iPadOS 26.5 and has he applied one of the new Pride wallpapers on it too?

Australia isn’t European either, nor are Israel and Azerbaijan, yet all three of them have been part of Eurovision Song Contest for years. You do not have to be a European country in order to participate, as long as you are a member of the EBU, or in the case of Australia, an associate member.

@BBCWorld Canada is North American. We are not European. Wrong continent.

'Door is open' for Canada to join Eurovision bbc.in/48XrGir

@elurains @wtfockenglish Skam Australia? Has it been announced that they’re doing a remake?

and when the skam australia audition rooms open, i better see my certified boy kisser joseph zada in there FIRST

There’s an abundance of fake movie posters doing the rounds on Facebook and so many people actually think they’re real, even when you can tell it’s obvious AI, and in earlier days with glaring spelling mistakes as well. Not surprised that this poster was found on there smh lol 😆 Nick’s character is supposed to be blonde and wearing a cardigan with swim shorts just looks corny as hell 🙄

in the meantime on facebook hahahhahaha

@AthenaTuacar @theasherbieber Asher Angel

@theasherbieber Name please

He makes me jack off so fucking hard 🤤💦

Last weekend I attended a civil confirmation in Sandnes and today I’m attending a Christian one here in Bergen. Both are very solemn occasions but with a different aspect. It’s gonna be a nice celebration nonetheless though! 😀

Me just casually enjoying the same Monster energy drink as Stefano Belotti is having 😀

Why am i watching AI massage slop on YouTube while having my morning coffee? I must be hitting a new all-time level of bored probably lol 😜😂

I keep being annoyed by the fact that my Razer Huntsman V2 Analog gaming keyboard is not working on my current computer and is not detected by the Synapse software although it is listed online as among the keyboards compatible with the latest Synapse software update. I really miss using my Razer keyboard 😭😭

@olivermuhl On a local level: Bergen’s own soccer team Brann. International level: Manchester United

What team are you on? 🏈

Imagine having to take the Bybanen light rail all the way to BYSTASJONEN just to get this weekend's issue of Se og Hør Extra because my local Rema 1000 didn't have it, they just have the Tuesday issue that I've already read. 😂 #firstworldproblems

There seems to be a trend in some pop songs today to have a piano in them that sounds out of tune, idk if it's go give the songs a retro sound but it seems to be a recurring element in many songs nowadays.

The way my new computer chair makes me sit in relation to the computer monitor is perfectly matching the illustration on the right, whereas the left illustration pretty much describes how I used to be positioned so this makes me realize that my new chair is at the correct height when it comes to how one should be be positioned relative to a computer monitor.

Finally got a new chair this Wednesday and it’s from @Razer, the same brand that made my keyboard. Its design and colors are pretty much the same as my old chair but this one feels more like high solid quality and will hopefully last for many years to come! 🤩🤩

@beaniscutie The remix EP of this song has many awesome remixes that improved on the song and are spin worthy. I wish Justin would release remix EP’s like that again.

justin’s impact is so 😮‍💨😮‍💨