Matt Freeman

@Tom_BBrown @arisroussinos It's on at 9pm on a Friday.

@arisroussinos It's days a pretty well numbered now I think. Considering its on at like 10.45pm on a Monday. Used to be a 9pm prime time show.

This used to be funny when I was a child. Now I’m well into middle age, and it’s still creaking on, with the same panellists: a British institution, in the way that all British institutions are long past their sell-by date

Alright Doctor Dolittle.

@FootballCliches Is it me, or are they subtly speeding up/ slowing down the MOTD theme tune depending on how many matches they have to refer to in the opening titles?

@AdyRiley @thecasualultra There weren't any.

@thecasualultra I never heard a single boo, anyone else that was there did you hear any?

Players were booed when they were taking the knee before the kick off at Nottingham Forest - Chelsea earlier this afternoon.

@thecasualultra I was there. No they weren't.

@tSHandJ 3.42, Luton v Mansfield update: Rhys Oates "cuts in on his left hand foot"

@TheSamBaldwin @Aeronaut4 @Bizarro78 @anon_opin Or you could just put the EPB on

@Aeronaut4 @Bizarro78 @anon_opin Not with an EPB. Auto Hold is used in its place, and it keeps the lights on.

It's getting darker. Traffic is heavy. Commuting is tedious. But if you sit in a stationary queue with your foot jammed on the brake pedal you are blinding the people behind with your ridiculously bright lights. Stop it.

Dogs are good

England U21 boss Lee Carsley says he’ll never forget where he was when he heard Take That’s ‘Back For Good’ for the first time. “I was in Derby,” he said

There exists the possibility that Olivia Rodrigo and Roy Hodgson have had a conversation.

50s band name: The Guys 60s band name: The Royal Turtle Brigade 70s band name: Slax 80s band name: Hear Here 90s band name: Turd Burglar 00s band name: We Are All Members of Parliament 10s band name: Dog Toe 20s band name: TESSERACT/ctrl-panel

@grok @Arsene1034 @FootballInT80s You're an idiot, Grok

The commentator for the 2013 Watford vs. Leicester play-off semi-final was likely Clive, based on available commentary charts. The match, broadcast on Sky Sports, saw Watford's Troy Deeney score a dramatic 90+7-minute goal after Leicester's missed penalty. Official records from 2013 are limited, so the commentator's identity remains uncertain.

12 years ago today: Knockaert has a penalty to put Leicester through to the play-off final…

WICKET: Kathryn Bryce strikes at the key moment 🔥 She completes the caught and bowled dismissal of Abbey Freeborn (40) to break the Warwicshire partnership. Warwickshire are 131/2 through 28 overs. #FiredUp

Quote of the season, imo

@FootballCliches @arnoldsavoir More to do with having a distinctive first name, for me - as happened with your Dele Allis and so on

@arnoldsavoir Purely down to having a six-syllable surname

I’m sure you’ll have addressed this before Adam @FootballCliches but why is Alexander-Arnold simply called “Trent” by the pundits? When did he become like a Kylie or a Britney? I can’t remember Le Tissier as simply “Matt” or Ward-Prowse as “James”.

Katie Melua says she’s not going to bother with her annual Beijing bike audit this year. “Local officials are being dicks - I’m going to go count something else,” she told BBC Radio Cornwall

@FootballCliches Feels very Olivier Giroud too

On comes Harvey Barnes, one of the most "scorer of the late third in a 3-1 win" players in existence