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@fortnitebussy1 @salty_squiffer in fact a lot of his most interesting dialogue *is* sans expressly mentioning his past i think people misremember how secretive he actually is about it just because he doesn't traumadump everything that happened in explicit detail while sobbing

@fortnitebussy1 @salty_squiffer well i don't think that's entirely true either lol he willingly gives you the Super Secret Key to his mysterious mancave if you make a fart joke in front of him that blatantly has a Time Machine in it and a bunch of physical relics of his past

it's kind of crazy when people try to make him so aggressively nonchalant he turns into Rick from Rick and Morty

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@cloverlovania i get what you're saying because you can tell which group of people is writing out of love vs writing out of spite, but a lot of the time i also don't really find the takes of sans where he's dialed up to ridiculous degrees of expressiveness that particularly interesting either

@cloverlovania i mean: no, not really lmfao, but i will always prefer someone writing sans a little bit over emotional (in my opinion) than someone being a pretentious douche who writes him like a nonchalant sigma male out of contempt for someone else's take

it's a difficult balance but those who make him like overemotional are at least doing something fun and interesting with his character, even if it's not an accurate depiction of who he is those who make him uncaring are just really boring i cant lie

Notice how susie can beat gerson in a 1v1 but it takes 3 party members to beat Shadowguy. Shadowguy is stronger than Gerson? 🤔

i feel like this entire "berdly is the strongest lightner because it takes three party members to beat him!" take is very disingenuous because like literally every enemy is like this because we... have 3 party members

Be gentle/Be brutal #deltarune

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Shout it out, Mike! #deltarune

This is one of my favorite deltarune puns ever, thank you teox

berdly fans stop inviting the slander I’m begging you

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@shellyous when there was an uptick in suselle art but like 70% of it was contractually obligated to shoehorn kris sulking in the background

THIS bro i swear I've been seeing so much susie shade for not liking kris back but she doesn't owe them anything lol let her be happy w her gf wtf!! They would not have this energy if kris and noelle were switched let me tell u that

beff are you... saying im fucking stupid because toby fox didn't possess me and spoke through me like a ventriloquist dummy? wowww beff. fucking woww.. the gall.. you're a piece of shit beff.. did you know that.. woww... beff: im so...imso fucking sorry im sorry please forgive m

many people myself included struggle to find the nice balance in the middle

sans mischaracterization time again it's that time again people just get used to it

@RedactedAtlas um.. sand wouldnt do dat? he would not cry and start trembling and ball his hdans into fists be would be like heh.. whatever bro i am suans suck my nuts and then gaster blast you

@ItsMeBeff_ The Overcorrection Cycle! My favorite!