Full Tilt Deb

@obvious_shirts I'm really going to need you to tweet during Cubs games. Your absence makes me sad right now. I know, you have a life...

@JAYChi_Cubs PCA. Pete Catches All.

PCE? PETE CATCHES EVERYTHING! 🔥

Sole possession of the best record in MLB

Good Lord! These @Rangers announcers BLOW! Elvis is cool, but enough already. Call the effin game.

@Myndrunner Neigh, bitch. Neigh. 🤣

Shoutout to Joe at @obvious_shirts on the @Cubs game. END ALS shirts. Ivystore.com

@obvious_shirts He did it just for you, Joe!!

I’m gonna need Seiya to hit a HR tonight. #Cubs

Gas is so high I suggest buying cocaine and running everywhere.

@dabryceisright Teach them, Yoda.

None of the 6 year olds at this birthday party are appropriately impressed that I took a Canadian Destroyer at Wembley Stadium.

@Myndrunner sound on

25-30mph gust blowing out!!! Red Bill giveaway for every Cubs HR? Yup!!!!! Retweet and follow @obvious_shirts to enter. #Cubs

@Myndrunner Don't know him, but want more Top Flight!

Kofi Kingston with Top Flight is something I'd love to see! @ItsMeDeb

Hired! oh wait... @obvious_shirts

@Out5p0ken Typical out of touch Boomer. Now, if Comey said 187...

I worked mob cases across all five families. I transcribed wiretaps from payphones. Not once did anyone say “86” when they meant kill.

@theliamnissan Hey! The first rule of GenX is to never bring us into anything. The second rule of GenX is to NEVER bring us into anything...

We need a Gen X president. No more boomers, you fucked everything up

@theliamnissan Why are they freaking out about 86? I can see if he spelled out 187...

If you were on the James Comey jury would you convict him of malicious brandishing of shells of the sea?

Parking enforcement is getting a heartwarming upgrade: in several U.S. communities—most notably Muncie, Indiana—police departments have allowed residents to settle certain parking tickets by donating cat food, kitten food, or litter to local animal shelters instead of paying cash fines. The Muncie Police Department launched this creative initiative (called "Citations for Supplies") as a short-term program. It was inspired by officers touring the Muncie Animal Care & Services Shelter, which was overwhelmed during peak "kitten season" and struggling to feed and care for more than 350 cats and kittens due to low supplies. Eligible violators with minor, non-moving parking violations could bring donations equivalent in value to their fine (e.g., up to $25 worth of supplies for a $25 ticket) to the Clerk's Office to clear the citation. The program ran for just a few days excluding serious violations like handicap parking or court-mandated ones. The response was overwhelmingly positive: donation rooms filled up quickly, and many people contributed even without tickets to clear—proving the idea sparked genuine community generosity beyond simple compliance. Similar short-term efforts have appeared in other places (including mentions of Michigan departments), turning routine fines into direct support for shelter animals and building goodwill between law enforcement and residents. This paws-itive approach shows how small, compassionate innovations can create win-win outcomes: clearing administrative backlogs while helping vulnerable pets and strengthening community ties.

@Myndrunner No relation to Tony Stank.

@ItsMeDeb Sansa STANK!!!! 🤣🤣🤣

@Myndrunner Sansa's lookin' rough.