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@noregretvet_ What is that (what looks like a large blood streak) and what is that wedged between the front end of the car and concrete guard rail?

What about her legs in the passenger seat and head on the pavement? TBH the guy driving shouldn't have been charged with felony possession of a firearm. It's clear from her statements he probably had no idea it was there... And it's a 22 single action revolver? What was he going to do? Go to the trunk, go back in time to the 1800s, and shoot a squirrel? GOD gave this woman a second chance in life, I truly hope she turn it around, and become a descent person, that was unbelievable, the fact that she was not dead is truly a miracle

@680TheFan Who gives a shit about the WBC, and pleaseee let’s not pretend it’s like World Cup is to soccer, because it’s not

Team USA’s captain Aaron Judge struggles in the WBC final: 0-for-4, 3 K’s. He’s a superstar, but without a championship, he can’t be considered one of the all-time great Yankees — last night was a rough reminder. 😬 #WorldBaseballClassic "If you're Aaron Judge... and people are talking about you the way they are, you can't be an all-time great Yankee. You're not even a guy who gets to be in the room of champions, and I can give you that list of guys who couldn't hold his jock, but they have something he doesn't have, forever." - @chrisdimino @CelliniNick

@Coach_Yac Nobody is going to trade for him when the 9ers have made it clear they want to move on from him and the relationship isn’t repairable. Wait until he’s cut and sign the prove it deal or let SF eat it

Richard Sherman shares his thoughts on the 49ers holding Brandon Aiyuk hostage: “I see a lot of people commenting that the 49ers are holding him hostage and it’s unfair and they’re doing wrong by him. I want to give my two cents on that. I don’t think so. I think the opposite. What would Brandon Aiyuk fetch in free agency right now? Coming off a major injury. No tape for this season. His contract right now is for almost 30 million dollar a year. If they cut him, his contract is torn up and somebody is gonna re-sign him for one year— prove it kind of deal for 6, 7 or 8 million dollars a year, up to 12... If they trade him, his contract trades to whatever team he goes to. If I’m Brandon Aiyuk, I’d want to be in that situation where I’m being traded on the contract I already have. Would you rather be cut and have to convince a team you’re worth $30 million a year, or get traded under the contract you already signed? If you can get a 7th-round pick, I think that works in both the 49ers best business interest and Brandon Aiyuk’s best business interest.” 🎥: @RShermanPodcast

@JoshEberley You can argue Once upon a time in Hollywood could’ve/should’ve beat Parasite…and would’ve beat the 3 winners after and before Parasite

@JoshEberley No country The departed And any of Spotlight/parasite/oppenhemier filling out the last 2

Top-3 is easy. Parasite No Country for Old Men The Departed That fourth spot is a toughy. I think Moonlight over Slumdog and Coda.

@JoshEberley Just been a lot of shitty best picture winners though huh

@ItsKingSlime They should’ve set somebody up in front of him and then move/cut at the last second and drill him in the face with a chest pass from a couple feet away while he’s “sleeping”

Jidion really got BANNED from all sports events after falling ASLEEP at a WNBA game 😭🏀

@maryisbananas She’s the teacher you have a crush on for 20-30 years

MAXX CROSBY: THE UNO REVERSE BLOCKBUSTER TRADE

@Dimessjayy Sign Tyquan Thornton for some cheap WR depth. Speed/deep threat. Knows Nagy’s offense

Isaiah Likely top 2 TE next year We got the Best Punter ITL Jermaine Elumenor (top 5 RT) back for the 14th highest paid at his position Tremaine Edmunds and Sonny Styles duo Tyriq Woolen otw We sending pick 37 for Brian Thomas Jr

@kyronsamuels It’s Saquan, then Bijan/Gurley, then discuss the rest

the answer is saquon & i don’t think it’s particularly close. it’s wild how quickly people forget. all these guys were incredible backs coming out, which goes without saying, but saquon was the best running back *prospect* since adrian peterson. he goes first.

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Fantasy wrap up…. Jutty 2 belts

I feel like that probably hurt

Turnovers (INT + forced fumbles) from recent NFL HOF cornerbacks: • Charles Woodson: 93 • CHARLES TILLMAN: 82 (not in HOF) • Aeneas Williams: 64 • Deion Sanders: 63 • Champ Bailey: 61 • Ronde Barber: 60 • Ty Law: 60 • Darrelle Revis: 35 Peanut deserves way more credit.

these niggas communicate like pitbulls

@Tomm_Rossi @DrewfromJersey Rely on our oh so trusty bullpen

@Tomm_Rossi @DrewfromJersey Gotta try to save Fried for a Saturday before actually winning this series, makes sense, fuckin Boone

Fried getting pulled at 102 pitches as if this is some random game in August while Crochet goes 117 is all you need to know about this #Yankees operation

The hottest thing a guy can do: 😨