Mandi Cook

Lady at work: “Your son is so cute! How old is he?” Me: “273 Months.”

I have enemies who treat me better than the #momtok women treat each other. With “friends” like these…

Watched TLC’s Baylen Out Loud with the husband (uncensored on MAX). Paused the show about 50 times so the hubs could compose himself. Laughing til he cried. (Not laughing at her condition, but the content of her outbursts.) She has a fun sense of humor. Definitely adding to DVR.

So tired of Sophie saying “It’s not fair”. Seriously, lady, life isn’t fair. Get over it and grow up. #90DayFiance

I had #TheMoleNetflix figured out in the 2nd episode. I watch too much Dateline.

@NationalistRobb “Turn the camera around!!!” “We’re sorry for showing you that.”

Man on fire NYC Donald Trump Protest

@kikismoky If God wanted men to live plural lifestyles, wouldn’t we need a hell of a lot more woman on this earth?

Hey #NTB in Lancaster, Ohio… Ryne needs a raise. He literally saved the day by squeezing me in so I wouldn’t be late for my nephews wedding!! #nationaltireandbattery

@AngelaBelcamino But why?

I block people who say Merry Christmas. Say it… I DARE YOU!!!

Hey @YouTubeTV those zen commercials would be much more “zen” if they weren’t 1000 decibels louder than the program I’m watching. Sincerely, A new customer

@GoinCrazyFights 1) I hope she beat her “friends” ass like this and 2) I hope she was arrested for domestic violence

Put your last name in the GIF search and post the first one that pops up. 🍿

WTF happened to Twitter?

Watching a lot of #Dateline lately and my conclusion is, if your spouse is having an affair, there is a good chance you’re already dead.

When you think of a MAGA woman… What comes to mind?

@Its_Ambi_Bxtch Yara and Kalani are queens 👸

Jovi is a hoe. Ed is a snitch. Angela is disgusting. Liz is dumb. Asuela is dirty. #90DayFiance #90DayLastResort #90DayFianceTheLastResort

@BadaBing812 @wearpepper Saget? Barker? Hope? Dylan? Marley? Ross? ALL of them?

@wearpepper I Love all bobs…

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Not a country music fan, but I don’t think this “Small Town” song incites any more violence than AC/DC’s Dirty Deeds. I mean, THAT is literally a song about murder-for-hire using concrete shoes, cyanide, tnt (done dirt cheap). Neckties, contracts, high voltage (done dirt cheap).

Why hasn’t someone invented balloons that dissolve when they get wet? You can do your balloon launches and when they land in the water or it rains… poof! They’re gone

I’ll shit on your grave one day.

This season of Grey’s Anatomy is like a spin off. Except they didn’t change the name. Smart marketing.