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One day +1100$ from this technology! How do people miiss this? NNew tutorriall 👉️ youtube.com/watch?v=AOCqJp…

Incase you missed Ruto's speech, I got you covered 👇

My Equity Bank balance is Ksh. 170 yet they are giving me a mobile loan limit of up to Ksh. 40,000. It is not my main Bank. I have two banks which I mainly use. One can give me a 20k mobile loan while the other one I have zero limit. I now understand why business people like using @KeEquityBank.

Dear football, Today, I want to share with you that this season will be my last as a professional footballer. After so many years living my dream, I feel it’s time to start a new chapter in my life. Being honest, even though I have been preparing myself for this moment, I found it hard to write this letter. After 20 seasons , many people have played an important role in my career. When I first kicked a ball as a child in Pamplona with my schoolmates, I never imagined the amazing journey ahead. I’m grateful for every moment: the wins, the tough losses, the challenges, and most of all, the people I’ve met and the friendships I’ve made along the way. To my teammates, coaches, and every staff member at all the clubs I’ve been lucky to be part of, thank you for helping me grow as a person and a player every day. Wearing the shirts of CA Osasuna, Olympique Marseille, Chelsea FC, Atlético de Madrid, Sevilla FC, and representing my country at the biggest stages has been a true privilege. Every moment has meant so much to me…

CHAMPIONS!!!!! 🏆 🟡🔵

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Watu wa Kitengela wanakuaga wamechoka na Ruto kuliko other kenyans. Swearing in ceremony of our next president should be done in Kitengela, their consistency is admirable.

Are we living in the same country with this man?😂😂

Why is it so difficult for members of parliament like Ndindi Nyoro to just go to parliament and introduce bills that remove fuel levies and VAT on fuel? Why always social media posts and press conferences yet they have a platform and mandate in the national assembly?

Aston Villa is delighted to announce that the club will be competing in the UEFA Champions League for the 2026/27 season.

Fuck Ruto, fuck his ugly family, fuck his illiterate cabinet, fuck everyone who supports him, infact fuck his dog too 🚮

"Leo nitachelewa kidogo, enda unipigie bibi."

"Aliskia wezi huchomwa na mafuta akapandisha bei"

Wives of people who work abroad pretending to see dick for the first time when they come back after 2 years.

I missed my flight in Nairobi once because of traffic on Mombasa Road. Like fully missed it. I got to the airport sweaty, exhausted, dragging my suitcase like it personally betrayed me. I already knew there was no chance, but I still ran to the counter hoping for mercy. The woman checked her screen, looked at me, then said, “You were the last passenger.” I laughed a little because what else do you do at that point? Then she lowered her voice and said, “The plane is still on the ground.” Next thing I know this airport employee is SPEED WALKING me through the terminal like we’re in an action movie. Security waved me through, another worker grabbed my carry-on to help me run, and I’m apologizing to literally everyone while fighting for my life. I got to the gate completely out of breath. The guy scanning boarding passes looked at me and said, “Eh, Nairobi traffic. We understand.” People on the plane actually clapped when I walked in looking half dead. I have never respected airport workers more in my life. Big up to them.

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Arsenal will win the 2025/26 Champions league

arsenal vs bayern munich 2026 ucl final, u saw it here first

"Ambia KRA, DCI na EACC watafutie Kang'ata makosa"

Children , Kibaki's first Finance Minister David Mwiraria announced that financial year 2003/2004 , Kenya had an excess of budget. There was no need to borrow and every government expenditure was well funded. Good old days.

Been almost 4 years driving a diesel cayenne. Not a single fuel or engine related breakdown. First thing i did when i bought the car was disable Adblue , remove the DPF and threw in a stage 1 ECU remap to get rid of the errors & bypass emission restrictions.