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@ItsMillerYall

i move the stars for no-one. valar morghulis.

Houston, TX Katılım Temmuz 2010
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lizbeth
lizbeth@lizsamxo·
I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS
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kp, BS, MS 🎓
kp, BS, MS 🎓@Ayoo_Kess·
my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.
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Jesse McLaren
Jesse McLaren@McJesse·
Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.
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NUFF
NUFF@nuffsaidny·
Me after someone buys the house I had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years.
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Elon Musk
Elon Musk@elonmusk·
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E@ksnye_·
I hear the Outlook email notification sound in my nightmares
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persephone@ItsMillerYall·
@SullivanKing Just @ me next time. Gonna legally change my name to Bviley now
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Sullivan King 🩸
Sullivan King 🩸@SullivanKing·
How fucked are we gonna be when dubstep DJ’s start having kids and are getting to LEGALLY NAME ACTUAL HUMANS like “Hiiii these are our kids, Bviley, JSMNE and our youngest Avstin!”
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Anne Sundell
Anne Sundell@anne_sundell·
the patient portal came for my neck this AM
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Connor
Connor@GoodGuyConnor·
My parents asked me what logo they should get painted on their curb address. I sent a picture of the VH logo as a joke and then 24 hours I get this photo sent to me 😂
Greg Renoff@GregRenoff

Turns out that @GoodGuyConnor's residence has great curb appeal: he resides in a House of Pain located at 1622 Mean Street.

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i can be your long lost pal
i can be your long lost pal@PallaviGunalan·
i have a whole contingent of men who have flirted with me, asked me out with no specific plans, took no initiative after getting a yes, and now just resort to immediately watching my instagram videos. someday i will seat them all together at my wedding reception
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amanda
amanda@amanda_tilley11·
@ItsMillerYall I’d have to shave my legs to wear shorts 😂😂
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amanda
amanda@amanda_tilley11·
Wearing jeans to work today was a bad move
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𝔞 🎈@7arcana_·
“ew you let your dog sleep in bed with you?” my dog is the only thing that’s kept me alive for the past year and a half but okay
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amanda
amanda@amanda_tilley11·
I’m about to fill one of my desk drawers at work with snacks
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Logged Off
Logged Off@TheBryceShow·
Stormi got to play make-believe poor today 🥰 ✨
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abby govindan
abby govindan@abbygov·
Old flings hitting you up gotta be the worst part of being single
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