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Did y’all Derby hard enough? #2ndyear @txstsigmachi @txstderbydays

I saw a TikTok that said “If you were to write a book about your dad what would the last sentence be” and someone said “I was supposed to cry to you about lovers, I cried to lovers about you”. IM IN TEARS

Pure happiness when I saw this photo. 🥲

my coworker passed away yesterday and they were about to fire him for not showing up, these jobs do not gaf about you bro…. choose yourself.

Got a 3D printer for Christmas, realized I can use it to print any New Year’s glasses I want.

Me after someone buys the house I had saved on Zillow, that I was gonna buy in 10 years.

I hear the Outlook email notification sound in my nightmares

@SullivanKing Just @ me next time. Gonna legally change my name to Bviley now

How fucked are we gonna be when dubstep DJ’s start having kids and are getting to LEGALLY NAME ACTUAL HUMANS like “Hiiii these are our kids, Bviley, JSMNE and our youngest Avstin!”

the patient portal came for my neck this AM

@GoodGuyConnor Please give them a hug from me 🤘🏼

My parents asked me what logo they should get painted on their curb address. I sent a picture of the VH logo as a joke and then 24 hours I get this photo sent to me 😂

i have a whole contingent of men who have flirted with me, asked me out with no specific plans, took no initiative after getting a yes, and now just resort to immediately watching my instagram videos. someday i will seat them all together at my wedding reception

@amandaa_gail12 I bit the bullet and shaved my tree trunks this morning

@ItsMillerYall I’d have to shave my legs to wear shorts 😂😂

Wearing jeans to work today was a bad move

“ew you let your dog sleep in bed with you?” my dog is the only thing that’s kept me alive for the past year and a half but okay

@amandaa_gail12 I already have, best decision

I’m about to fill one of my desk drawers at work with snacks

Stormi got to play make-believe poor today 🥰 ✨

Old flings hitting you up gotta be the worst part of being single