Katherine Scott

@liamgallagher I thought you sounded awesome. Considering you weren’t using inner ears, you were fantastic! Ignore the whingers.

To all those SHITCUNTS who were crying about my ANGELIC TONES last night you ain’t real fans your just IMPOSTERS and if you do have tickets you wanna get rid off I’ll gladly take them off your hands we don’t want the likes of you at our concerts nxt year any way LFUCKING

@adamhillscomedy Sadly, it’s normal. I had a cabbie drop me home from the airport, not have the meter running and told me it was $40. The trip was less than 5km. And the driver whinged the whole time about how long he was waiting in the queue to only pick up a little fare. It’s Uber for me now.

Just got refused by two taxi drivers at Sydney airport cos I wanted to go somewhere nearby. First guy even told me to order an Uber. I had to withdraw cash and offer to pay a third guy extra to take me. Is this normal? Or legal?

After watching 5 seasons of #SuitsUSA the biggest learning from it is that corporate America does not use swipe cards to enter offices, and anyone can end up in anybody’s office at any time, and pretty much always does

Hard to beat!

@rickygervais Sounds like a bloody good night in, if you ask me. Some might say, the best night in.

Out partying, celebrating my big #NTA win. Definitely not home, watching telly, cuddling the cat.

@PrincessPeachey Probably for the same reason Australians call duvets "Doonas." Which makes no sense to anyone anywhere else in the world.

Why does every Australian refer to lime cordial as coola. This random name from Cottees has permeated Australian culture so much and no one has ever questioned it and I won’t rest until I have answers

@realDonaldTrump @BetteMidler I came here for the comments. They did not disappoint.

Washed up psycho @BetteMidler was forced to apologize for a statement she attributed to me that turned out to be totally fabricated by her in order to make “your great president” look really bad. She got caught, just like the Fake News Media gets caught. A sick scammer!

Number of recyclable shopping bags that I have in my car when I go shopping: 0 Number of recyclable bags I have shoved in other bags in the kitchen: 3,198

@calbo Aussie is going to need more than luck. They need some special sauce or a genie with three wishes or something. Oh, and some completely different candidates.

Good luck, Australia.

@PrincessPeachey Dogs are the BEST!! My little puppy Marvin has made my life so much better. What doggo do you have?

One of my best life choices was deciding to bite the bullet and adopt my dog.

SCIENTISTS: “We’ve produced the first-ever image of a supermassive Black Hole, 55-million light years away” RESPONSE: “Oooh!” SCIENTISTS: “We’ve concluded that humans are catastrophically warming Earth” RESPONSE: “That conflicts with what I want to be true, so it must be false”

@ChatByCC @realDonaldTrump Wrong

@realDonaldTrump The Wall is a matter of life and death. As Commander-in-Chief your first duty is to defend and protect our country. Do it sir, build America’s wall. Most American’s support you.

Four people in Nevada viciously robbed and killed by an illegal immigrant who should not have been in our Country. 26 people killed on the Border in a drug and gang related fight. Two large Caravans from Honduras broke into Mexico and are headed our way. We need a powerful Wall!

@arlenparsa @chrislhayes This wins the internet for today. Thank you!!

If literally anyone in your life - a friend, a family member, or co-worker - spoke at length extemporaneosly the way Trump does you would be *deeply* concerned and unnerved.

@realDonaldTrump The crown prince of Saudi Arabia is a murderer. But it’s nice that you like him. And Kashoggi was only a journalist so his life didn’t matter anyway, right? Good for you.

Saudi Arabia has now agreed to spend the necessary money needed to help rebuild Syria, instead of the United States. See? Isn’t it nice when immensely wealthy countries help rebuild their neighbors rather than a Great Country, the U.S., that is 5000 miles away. Thanks to Saudi A!

@JohnCleese To be fair, it was a pretty epic hailstorm. Smashed windscreens and the like. The storm photographs were probably a bit more exciting than the photos of Mattis. And excitement sells, unfortunately.

On the BBC home Website this morning there is no mention of General Mattis's resignation, but instead a story about how you can drink a 'Christmas tree' On the News site the Mattis story comes after a piece about a hailstorm in Australia I used to be proud of the BBC

@calbo Woohoo!! Good on ya, Cal!

Just a little low key announcement from Netflix. Pretty darn chuffed to be involved! #netflix #comedypecial #happynewyear

@Eternal666Dark @realDonaldTrump I’m only here for the comments

@realDonaldTrump I only follow your Twitter because I need a good laugh

Facebook, Twitter and Google are so biased toward the Dems it is ridiculous! Twitter, in fact, has made it much more difficult for people to join @realDonaldTrump. They have removed many names & greatly slowed the level and speed of increase. They have acknowledged-done NOTHING!

@504sherri @realDonaldTrump Sherri for President!!

A REAL scandal is the one sided coverage, hour by hour, of networks like NBC & Democrat spin machines like Saturday Night Live. It is all nothing less than unfair news coverage and Dem commercials. Should be tested in courts, can’t be legal? Only defame & belittle! Collusion?

Just heard David Campbell on @Todayextra accidentally refer to the movie “Jaws” as “George” and now my life is complete. #Jaws #George #Channel9

@RudyGiuliani There’s a hidden message in this. A super secret, coded, hidden message. If only I could find it. I know it’s in there somewhere.

Mueller filed an indictment just as the President left for G-20.In July he indicted the Russians who will never come here just before he left for Helsinki.Either could have been done earlier or later. Out of control!Supervision please?