The REAL Suburban Mom

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The REAL Suburban Mom

@ItsMrsPlugg

Karen, the MyScene Doll. Married to the Plugg, Momma to the Kings.

Maryland, USA Katılım Ocak 2022

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·1h

As a mom I’ll say two things: 1. Kids LOVE those little bags of “trash” so if you can get them, do! 2. If you are able water bottles, c-port chargers, squishes, pencils and tiny plushies are always good options too!

Emily@hostagehoosier

I am BEGGING my kids' friends who have birthday parties, please stop giving my kids bags of plastic crap and calling it a party favor. It's trash. No one wants it in their house.

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⋆ ｡ ° ༺˚ 𖦹 gîchœ łīçbåkt 𖦹 ˚༻ ° ｡ ⋆@ichriecheblut·5h

it means a lot to me that silence in my house isn’t impending doom or neglect and it’s just genuine breaks for rest, focus, or simply peace.

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dior ✞@deeore5·21h

"get his ass" is so hilarious. it's like the modern version of "seize him"

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Raksha@caraksha103·12h

HOT TAKE: Non-linear career paths make you a better employee.

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Minniemom🌊💙🌊@huskerdjp·1d

Haven't posted anything personal in awhile but last one of 5 graduated! Let's just say we are just a little bit happy😁

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MISS VIRGO@varruechexo·21h

LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO BRO

A N G E L🎀@angelnuwop

hearing yo 🥷 making bitches uncomfortable worse than hearing he cheating idk

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·8h

My sister got her period and I didn’t and I was getting it like 2-3 days before her.

N’wa Mucanyi 🫶🏾@KhananiShingan1

What was the first sign that you knew you were pregnant before getting a positive test? OTHER THAN NAUSEA

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·8h

@mustloverell @cynthiapickles My conversation was about not being compensated for working overtime but still being docked if I came in late because of like a docs appointment. Terrible companies will do that lame shit.

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A Real Gem 💎 ✨@mustloverell·19h

@ItsMrsPlugg @cynthiapickles So you went over you Pto sounds like

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·22h

Having a salary is great but if you work for a petty company it can be the worst thing ever. Last place I had a salary would dock my pay if I was OOO but wouldn’t compensate me for time I worked outside of “normal business hours” It was crazy.

⚡︎@_sorrengailll

wait so once you’re on salary you just stop clocking in?? 😭 that’s actually insane to me

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·18h

I would be SO good at this job omg

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·18h

Costco is my girl, I’m just here to say Sam’s is getting the hate that BJ’s deserves.

Tall Glass of Wine 🍷✨@BigKneeCuh

Why y’all hate Costco so much? lol. Costco has way more healthier food than Sam’s

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·18h

Naming your kids with the same letter is only cool and impressive if you have more than 5 kids. Anybody can come up with 3 J names.

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jas. 🔮@jassymac23·19h

period!!

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·18h

@jassymac23 Omg this I love her. She’s just like me!

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·18h

@OKAYYYWOWWW This gunna confuse tf outta me 😭😭

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Strawberry Wife🍓@OKAYYYWOWWW·19h

#NewProfilePic in honor of my bestie’s birthday we’re changing our pfps to our favorite Geminis 🥳🥳🥳❤️

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·19h

@SupernovaMomma This school didn’t have a gym? Omg immediately sent out an email saying 2 guest per student, overflow viewing in cafeteria and classrooms? Like no plan was already set in place for inclement weather?

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Supernova Momma@SupernovaMomma·21h

I wouldn’t have walked. I hate being soggy outside of a body of water. Even worse, classmates around you smelling like wet dog. You gotta stay still, walk in line, be quiet and be wet and soggy? I’m not walking. Mail it to me

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·20h

I saw a video about a field trip mom say other parents were mad she was splurging on her group of kids and I loved it. I’m def the “my group gets to do everything” mom. We getting the FULL experience

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·21h

@cynthiapickles I did but I went on mad vacations one year that’s how I found out lmaoo

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kentrell@cynthiapickles·22h

@ItsMrsPlugg You didnt gave pto? 😭

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Mike Mitchell@MikeMitchNH·1d

One thing you learn as a teacher who is also the father of 3 elementary school aged children is that adults living in households without minor children - young adults, retirees, Republicans, Democrats, black, white - have absolutely no clue what school is like, but think they do.

tomo (ifb)@tomoparasite

ELEMENTARY SCHOOL KIDS ARE GETTING “COMPUTER TIME” INSTEAD OF RECESS AT SCHOOL NOW???

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The REAL Suburban Mom@ItsMrsPlugg·22h

@roxieharrison03 Yea the company that I work for now is going to give me my salary regardless of how many hours I actually work. Like that last shit was INSANE lmao never again!

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Beyonce’ Beige Black Bxtch@roxieharrison03·22h

@ItsMrsPlugg Salary/hourly always depends on how that company works. Not necessarily how the pay goes

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@mustloverell @cynthiapickles @jassymac23 @OKAYYYWOWWW @SupernovaMomma @elonmusk @BarackObama @taylorswift13