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@ItsMrsPlugg
Karen, the MyScene Doll. Married to the Plugg, Momma to the Kings.
Maryland, USA Katılım Ocak 2022
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@trixxxen You know how hard it’s gunna be for that baby to be left alone lmao ima have to lock us in my room just so he get tummy time
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When my older kids realize I’m a “put that baby down” mom it’s going to be so funny cause absolutely not but that baby down and leave it alone so it can figure out how to exist.
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All 4 previous pregnancies before 24 I had no nausea, not tired, not moody, no pain, easy to sleep, I was up and moving up until the day I gave birth.
This baby by 4 months I was sleeping all day, strong smells bothered me, it’s been hard to sleep, things hurt, it’s a lot 😭
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I had my first baby 18 and I’m pregnant again at 33. While I am enjoying this pregnancy more financially, mentally and emotional it has had a bigger toll on me physically than my first. I’m much more tired, experiencing actual pregnancy symptoms and everything is hurting sooner.
the True Christian@tigereyes1972
It's not medically riskier to have a baby at 37 than to have a baby at 17. There’s no evidence. I had my first and probably only child at 43 and she’s healthy and smart. Why…..because God allowed me to have her!
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@Antiantihero98 All of my early pregnancies I didn’t have any symptoms. Even when I was 36+ weeks pregnant with the twins I felt amazing. Now by the time I was half way thru I was exhausted 😭😭
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@ItsMrsPlugg pregnancy generally does come with tiredness and symptoms, that's not an age thing
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These disclosures are funny cause the little boy sounds like he acts JUST like her. Like his behavior makes total sense. It’s not even mean he’s just saying exactly what pops into his head.
Mikirru@Mikirru03
Boy moms need to get it together bc bad men aren’t coming out of nowhere. It’s bad behavior that keeps getting rewarded / unaddressed until it’s too late to correct it. “Boys will be boys” except suddenly he’s not a boy anymore, he’s a shitty man.
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i can tell you people have japan fetishes cus sushi is literally just raw fish and rice in seaweed and everyone pretends it’s a culinary masterpiece
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I can hear the girls now… “you use to ignore us like this too?!?”
I sure as hell did and look at you now 😭😭
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The girlies have been micro-dosing fillers and Botox since 18.
Jill Squat@_theyapperina
Babe, the girls are 27 and look 40. What’s happening?!?!
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I’m always gagged when I go back and realize how many phases I went through.
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Y’all ready for a joke?
What’s the difference between Black Eyed Peas and chickpeas?
The Black Eyed Peas can sing us a song but chickpeas, can only hummus one 😩
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When you get to the point you are no longer understanding the material it is your responsibility to read ahead and learn it.
If you haven’t already read the class books your child is reading ahead of your child and be able to discuss that book with them.
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You are in whatever grade your child is in. As a parent it is your responsibility to know the syllabus, read the units in their entirety, understand the material and review the graded classwork that comes home.
Chris Fore@chriscfore
Name an education opinion that’ll have you like this…
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However long it takes for your cervix to close, usually 4-6 weeks. I made the mistake of going swimming after a miscarriage cause I had stopped bleeding and thought I was safe. One of the worst mistakes I ever made.
Monica ❤️🔥❤️🔥❤️🔥@Utterly_Jean
How long do you actually need to wait after giving birth to go swimming?
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@stephmeister___ We have like 2 movie nights a week.. my problem is we just can’t watch a movie im going in that pantry and making meals and snacks themed around the movie and going in my stash closet and pulling out mad candy lmaoo.
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@ItsMrsPlugg movie marathonnnnnn, lounge on that couch with them and have a timeee!
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My kids dad has to constantly remind me that kids are allowed to be bored lmao. I be trying to be on adventure time everyday and he’s like you need to relax and let them kids just sit and do nothing for a while 😭😭😭
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