I Can’t Believe I’m Not Butter

“I think that people around the world wake up each day and they’re worried that the president of the United States is crazy. That’s a problem.” — Me or Hillary Clinton for the last 10 years?

Louisiana has canceled an election because they’re afraid of the outcome. And so it begins….

Nice day at the Refuge. First of the season flock of Oystercatchers and an American Bittern! It hardly gets any better than this! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_…

Just now getting around to watching The Daily Show for 4/28 and OMG Josh Johnson is NAILING IT! Best episode EVA!

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Trump thinks fertilizer is a topic next year. Hahaha. 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 South Georgia would like a word, DoughTard.

It took almost a year to investigate some seashells on a beach? And the FBI is BRAGGING about their crackerjack case against James Comey? Actually BRAGGING that it took that long! OMG. We’re so screwed as a nation. Donald Trump and Kash Patel together don’t make a half wit!

It’s never good news when the national media gather at Tallahassee Florida’s Capitol building. In the news today: Gerrymandering.

Some bad things happened today but then I saw a Baltimore Oriole at St. Marks NWR. *Oh god! That’s not my photo. But that’s what I saw!!!

@JonBowzerBauman TY. You crack me up, buddy. 🤣😂🤣😂

Donald Trump should take his frigging ballroom & shove it up his ample toochus.

@Destini41 Comcast in Tallahassee has locked ABC out of its cable network lineup for almost a month now, in what I suspect is some sort of back room extortion game masquerading as a contract dispute.

We need to stop this. Somehow.

Donald Trump is the biggest snowflake in the world! If he thinks James Comey’s photo of 8647 WRITTEN IN SEASHELLS is a threat, he should hear some of the wild things my 94-year-old mother says should befall Tru—uh oh, never mind. Mother’s fine. No need to investigate! Move on!

MAKING NEWS: The assassin was captured because he tripped. I know that’s true but it doesn’t have the same energy as, “tackled by a cadre of burly Secret Service Agents.” Can you at least add, “Later the Officers shouted with tears in their eyes, “We love you, President Trump!”

Another day in paradise.

Oh yeah. It’s good! Damn good! And you don’t need no freaking photographs to prove it! Nom, nom, nom! And you kids can get off my lawn! *holy crap this is good!*

I have no earthly, earthly, earthly idea what I’m cooking right now but I know it’s gonna taste good! It’s Kielbasa, onion, pineapple, a myriad of spices (melded for 4 hours before I added the other stuff)! Oh! OH! Oh! *sniff* 20 minutes in. I can smell the deliciousness!

Nah. Fuck Trump. Epstein files.

Nellie Korda is kicking ass today at the Houston LPGA Championship! The tournament’s prize money is NINE MEELYON DOLLAS! What Ladies? You couldn’t raise ten?

@Jeffreyaasen5 Argh!!! It took me FIVE today. Nice job!

Wordle 1,772 3/6 🟨⬜⬜🟩⬜ ⬜🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

People keep shooting at Trump. Do they not like him?

@DrPopCultureUSA As I often tell people when they ask where I was during pivotal events: I WAS WORKING DAMMIT! The whole world watched the M*A*S*H finale. I remember vividly that I did not. I was probably…oh god, do I really have to do math & figure out where I was in, what year was it again?

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