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@couchandtherube @FireKeepers Cannot put into words what the last six quarters of Detroit basketball mean to me. Bonus: any mf from Philly who wants to talk sweet about Tobias Harris can catch these hands

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@LFC SLOT OUT

Half-time. #MUNLIV

@omarisankofa Did they run a single action that quarter? Don’t JB or any of the 17 assistants have sets they can run?

Halftime: Magic 60, Pistons 38. They were outscored 35-12 in the 2nd and shot 6-21 overall. Complete, absolute disaster quarter with the series and season on the line.

@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers Graham wtf were you smoking when you said Jenkins is better than Schroeder? Go back and watch the Knicks series last year then watch the Jenkins tape against Orlando. And please don’t tell me you’re basing this off Jenkins’ play against checked out teams in late March

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@Charlottean28 How many assistant coaches does it take to draw up one clean look on an inbounds? Can’t tell me not one of those 10 dorks in quarter zips doesn’t have any ideas

The vultures will be in full five over the next 48 hours, but the series isn’t over. JB has to do something different. Obviously benching Ron Holland wasn’t the solution.

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx 1. Never seen a player play themselves out of a payday like Duren has this series. Dude is carved out of marble and 7 feet tall but playing like a mouse. 2. Top priority for Trajan HAS to be secondary creation. Daniss is a nice story but won’t get it done at this level.

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@couchandtherube @goMuskOx @ Jalen Duren - Listen to everybody - no one. NO ONE. Believes in you. What are you prepared to do about it. Don’t let nobody come into YOUR HOUSE, take YOUR MEAL. DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO. TODAY.

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@aiden__23 Why did we let THJ walk 😭

I’m itching

@couchandtherube @groovy_donuts @FireKeepers Is May the Marlo to Izzo’s Avon? Imagine there’s no Stringer to sell Avon out in this case. Also, shoutout Jason for telling Graham that was a stupid ass question to open Tuesday’s show. Love you couch but that was a brutal listen and a pointless exercise

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@TheAnfieldBuzz why is Trent white

This hurts 😩

@SpartanHoops_DK Any thoughts on Luke Wilson from App State? Seems like a good fit scheme wise but idk if the production translates

@ItsPeezySZN Bigunda is outside the market value they’re gonna pay. Magoon is OK. I like the guys on this list better

Officially portal season. List of C’s I’d like to see MSU pursue… Somto Cyril Bryson Tiller Aiden Sherrell Oswin Erhunmwunse Mo Sylla ——————- Bangot Dak JP Estrella Najai Hines

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx Izzo has to know he’s a bonafide big man away from cutting the nets down in Detroit next year. Whether he acts on it is another question. Bonus: McKenney was massive for Michigan down the stretch. That feels like a big miss in recruiting.

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@FabrizioRomano hold that u bum

💔🇮🇹..

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx Unpopular opinion: Izzo overachieved with this group. I’m with everyone else - get a legit portal big and drive internal growth and it could be a special group next season. Bonus take: Tottenham fired a guy after a month. Guess who was the only coach who couldn’t beat him.

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@RamyCol @AnfieldSector Ramy how am I supposed to move on in life

We do not know where Mohamed will play next season. This also means that no one else knows. Beware of the click-whoring attention seekers.

@couchandtherube @goMuskOx Some of the late game execution yesterday was horrible. Kansas on D and Florida offensively comes to mind. Hope Izzo has them ready should it come down to the final possession Bonus: Arne slot, I will see you in hell

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@greggislocallfc May 1 James Pearce article about how slot may be starting to feel pressure in that case

Not messing. We could genuinely go through the month of April without a win.

@LewisSteele_ Lewis - we’re not hallucinating are we? We’ve been so bad for a year now and yet we’re told this manager has full backing?

FT Brighton 2 Liverpool 1. The best team won and in truth they should have won by a lot more. One step forward in midweek and a giant one backwards here. Liverpool were not just beaten but thoroughly second best and outplayed.