Aaron Schroeder

Let the season of wagering irresponsibly commence

BACK-TO-BACK-TO-BACK 🏆🏆🏆 No. 1 Oklahoma wins its third straight Women's College World Series! #WCWS

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@jweezy4sheezy Oof 🤦🏻‍♂️

Year 23. #LFG

Who had the best draft? @SiriusXMFantasy @That_FF_Addict @FootballUSN

@sundayscaries @vellabox Imminent cop. I would like to request bringing back “New York in the Fall” 🤌🏼

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@DomanicAnderson Kaboodles!!!

You ever get to the front of a Whataburger line and complete a fat juicy order only to be told they’re out of spicy ketchup. Had to cancel that bad boy, makes for a rough Sunday

I will never sell these stupid fucking stocks. I will never realize a loss. My children’s children will inherit these worthless Rivian shares. I’ll sell my soul before I sell these stocks.

Excited to let y’all know my new album will be out June 24!

Happy 4th of July to the person who posts seventeen Instagram stories of blurry fireworks as if their followers are trapped in a basement.

@DomanicAnderson @jarrett_davis This just in! Kony is, in fact, not still out there.

There are group chats that only exist because of one person’s awful Instagram account. Good things do come from tragedies!

@jtrain56 @WRBolen My dream has become reality 🙌🏼 y’all were awesome

@jtrain56 @WRBolen Guest on each other’s pod 🤞🏼

Peter McCallister is such a cheapskate. Kevin spent $967 on room service? Big whoop! He was lost in New York! Just be happy he's alive!

@UberFacts Tell me how this Twitter account just puts out facts and people still find a way to argue with it 😂

Cigarette butts take 12 years to biodegrade, aluminum cans take 200–500 years, diapers and sanitary pads take 500–800 years, and Styrofoam takes 5,000+ years Glass bottles take 1,000,000+ years to biodegrade

Why do I still question an opened water bottle and feel the need to smell it in fear of it being vodka. That hasn’t been a threat in like 6 years but every single time I check.

Happy New Year to the people who have no formal training in media or political science or medicine and have spent the year doubting the news and the election results and the safety of the vaccine.

My favorite social content comes from people I’d never want to hang out with.