Shii Lilian

Zubimendi ✅ Kepa ✅ Eze ⌛ Noorgard ⌛ Mosquera ⏳ Madueke ⌛ Rodrygo ⌛ Gyokeres/Sesko ⌛ We were The Arsenal 💪

If you’re in serious debt, read and pray with 2 King 4: 1-7 every morning and evening and see what happens in 21 days ✌️

I saw a man at the supermarket today standing in front of the detergents for about ten minutes. ​He had one brand in his left hand and a different one in his right. He kept looking at the bottles, then at his phone, then back at the shelf. He looked completely lost. ​The poor guy clearly had no idea which one his wife usually buys. ​In the end, he didn't even choose. He just put both of them in the trolley and walked away. ​I realized he wasn't just buying soap anymore. He was buying peace at home. He knew that if he picked the wrong one, he’d never hear the end of it, but he also didn't want to risk missing the "correct" one...now that's marriage 😆

@chapatimistress Wa Muratina

Suggest a better name to replace Mūhiki wa mīkosi 😂

@NimuKiarie @Mercynicky_ Ngoja April aseme gym ni May or June 🤣

@Mercynicky_ Kama unakula hivi nakuhurumia sana ukianza gym

How many chapos can you finish in one sitting?🤔 Anyway mwala nini watu wangu?😋

@mrkev_sir @chapatimistress 🤣🤣

@ItsShiruh @chapatimistress Conoka

Aaah, kumbe kuna mtu anadhani hako kamkono ni ka bwanangu? Baba chapo ako na mkono kubwa, actually kila kitu ni kubwa esp. Kichwa 😅🤭

@chapatimistress 🤣🤣🤣

The Holy Week is upon us 🥹🥹🥹🥹

I don't quit easily. Whether it's a job, a situation, or a person, if I give up, it’s because it’s no longer worth the peace of mind. Otherwise, if I value it, I’m all in no questions asked. #Chapatimistress 🇰🇪

@Ademba_47 @grok

,@grok please give us the total of registered voters under this post after 1 week. Quote this post with Kadi yako. I will start⬇️. I know you people won't participate btw. Very ready for the disappointment. TUKO KADI

Shamelessly promote yourself. Nobody else will do it.

Happy birthday, Mikel ❤️

@kerubo_hillary Green app 🏃

@ItsShiruh Nimeduu😂😂😂?

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@brokensuit44 @AngelMwendee Hungekosa anywhere Benz is mentioned 🤭

@ItsShiruh @AngelMwendee Haha! Nichelewe nichekwe

The day you'll get money buy a German car...specifically a Mercedes Benz & enjoy life.

@AngelMwendee @brokensuit44 🤦🤭🤭sikuwa nimeona

@ItsShiruh @brokensuit44 He already did ... check QRts ... he knows kandanda 😅

@msmatei_ Unaeza onyesha mumama msapere?