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Silpa
@ItsSilpa
I don't wanna care about anything, I just wanna stay in my world even if it's delusional🫶🏼❤️🕊️
Wonderland Katılım Kasım 2023
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One day, a Muslim guy messaged me on Instagram and asked, "Would you like to be friends with me?"
I refused. Then he said, "Don't be afraid. I'm a true Muslim. I would never betray or deceive you."
So I replied, "Alright, but according to your Allah, even friendship with non-Muslim girls isn't permissible, and a true Muslim would never do that.
So either you're doing taqiyya with me, or you're a harami Muslim."
He immediately blocked me, and to this day, he has never messaged me again.

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@durjoydatta Hello Sir!
Lately I've been obsessed with novels & recently I read The Boy Who Loved
Then I found out it has a sequel, The Boy with a Broken Heart, so b4 reading it, I asked ChatGPT for spoilers & turns out u still didn’t let that boy get the love🥺
Why so cruel?😭
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@Iam_Rohit_G Same happened to pavitra puniya I guess.... that's why they also broke up
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Final frame: a blooming lotus 🪷
Hoping to see decisive action on security, borders and development… and more.
#ElectionResult_2026
#WestBengalLegislativeAssemblyelection2026 #VoteCountingDay
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Nine cousins in Pakistan married each other's sisters in Pakistan. Basically, everyone married their sisters and celebrated.
Another man from Pakistan commented that he will marry his sister after she passes 8th standard.
In Pakistan, they like to keep it in the family because retardness should never go out of family. Pakistan is beyond redemption at this stage.

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When you see your blood you know you're alive,
When you see kalesh, you thrive.
#BiggBoss kab suru hoga? 🙂
@HotstarReality @BeingSalmanKhan
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@Saanvi_dhillon Correction-
He's 34 years old
He's never been a self proclaimed comedian king but he does good comedy
Entry Fee Is Never Free, u might have been scammed by your special contacts because you were chasing something for Free
You're just a clout chasing b!tch
#PranitMore
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>Meet RJ Pranit 26 Y/o
>Self proclaimed king of comedy
Entry Fee - Free
Exit Fee - 3000rs
1st Joke:
>Pranit to audience: what's your name
>Some randome guy: Iqbal
>Pranit: but there is no hair on your head
>18 year audience : khii khii khii
2nd Joke:
>Pranit to audience: what's your name
>Random guy: chirag
>Pranit: mummy ko kal karo Bolo bujh gaya
>17 year audience: khi khi khi
>Even Deepak Kalal does better comedy than this.
>I would tell everyone to watch Baaghi 5 instead of watching this comedy.


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@DarshanShi67146 Yeah but not exactly, some audience took Malti and Abhishek's name 2-3 times on various occasions, but he changed the topic nicely
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@DarshanShi67146 @Rj_pranit Just amazing....my cheeks got hurt by laughing so hard😁😁
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@DarshanShi67146 @Rj_pranit The venue had a capacity of 700 people and was almost full
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