SLIM.KE

This is just market competition but they couldn't have touched our own Njugush. He pays bills through his acc bana... Dembe lets go and rescue him before the police get to him #Njugush

"We are Kenyans" 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Gachagua is a thug, but you want to tell me Nderitu Gachagua's family only woke up to realize the will was forged now? 9 years later? And who told them wills are disputed by writing to the President?

Polisi wameambiwa wasonge kando hapa sio uganda! 🫵🏾😂 the fear is gone

Business ya Mpesa ukuwa na pesa sana, secret is customer akikam na anadeposit like 10K convince aweke na 50 juu ndio commission itoke from 22 to 32....Deposit ya 50K aweke 50 commission iende 120 to 152... Your mpesa shop will earn around 50K per month.

Listen and Learn! 2027 elections NOT riggable! The options that William Ruto has are limited to losing the elections legally and going back to Sugoi or compromising the elections and BURN this country completely!. There will be no country here that William Ruto will lead with stolen elections. Let him know that Kenyans are watching him keenly and we will be having so many ways of dealing with him RUTHLESSLY and MERCILESSLY.

I never knew this side of Riggy G. ndio huyu kingpin wetu😂😂😂🤗

David Kenani Maraga 😮‍💨😮‍💨

Sahii ukisema tu Maraga you get a thousand instant retweets. Maraga is a gospel spreading like Herpes in Kilimani

Let us then look at the options. Ruto-obviously ni WANTAM. Kalonzo-he doesn't have what it takes to be the president,he has been in government for 40 years with no tangible development record. Not an option. Matiangi-This one given a chance he can transform Kenya,he isn't a politician which is why we need him,but he can't vie alone,he needs votes,he need people who can campaign for him, who's better than Gachagua?. Omtatah-Good but faces the same problem like Matiangi. Maraga-He is not a politician,he needs someone who can campaign for him. He can be a good leader. Looking at all the scenarios,there is only one person who can hit the ground and campaign for the leaders we want and that is Gachagua.

@Ademba_47 Replacing Ruto with Gachagua ni kama kuosha vyombo chafu na maji ya Mafi ....Gen Z won't allow the cure to be worse than the disease

Rigathi Gachagua is not an option. #TukoKadi

Rigathi Gachagua is not an Option! Kwenda kabisa

Mwizi wa simu yangu amepatikana, yesu asifiwe aki.

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Ovulation ishai nitoa kwangu at 1 am ,nikajilipia uber alafu huyo mzee akaenda 3 mins zake na akalala😂😭

@brendankirotee Ate what😂ebu temaaaa tu bana aaah😂😂😂😂😂😂

🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭. Ate 👌💅💅.

From next week, you dont need to read kenyan media, NyakundiReport will summarize the whole media for you. We will also have a morning brief, afternoon brief and evening brief!

Nairobi should be under the national government Hakuna governor atawezana na Nairobi Kidero failed Sonko failed Kananu failed Sakaja has failed No need to have another governor

Your babygirl gifting her son a car worth 5M plus during his 20th birthday from proceeds of corruption. She comes to your hotel with proceeds of corruption and you call her babygirl?? Kenyans are not ready for change

“How foolish can we be to mobilize Kenyans to register as voters, mobilize them to go and vote, and then come and steal our votes?” Ken Babu on the current government planning to rig itself in.